From the dawn of time we came, moving silently down through the centuries. Living many secret lives, struggling to reach the time of the gathering, when the few who remain will battle to the last. No one has ever known we were among you...Untill now.

Garfield: "Are you a faggot Nash?"

Connor: "Why Garfield are you cruising for a piece of ass?"

Connor: "You wanna know what I think? I think this Fasil was so disapointed over the lousy westling, that he went down to the grage and in a fit of depression, cut off his own head.

Duncan: "Two's company and four's...unsanitary."

Duncan: "Fitzcarn"

Fitzcarn: "Welcome to Paris, MacLeod"

Connor: "WATCH IT"

Ramirez: "Watch What?"

Connor: "Watch what? The sculpture."

Ramirez: "That's a sculpture? Now you're being rediculous, MacLeod.

Kane: "...When all the while it was your little immrtal pecker that really didn't do the pecking."

Duncan: "There can only be one and it won't be you. Call ya."

Methos: "I managed to get this from their lost and found."

Duncan: "There's blood on it."

Methos: "I didn't say it was easy"

Richie: "Oh, where you and the knights of the roundtable...*Swishing noises*"

Connor: "You know what your problem is? You live in the past."

Duncan: "No, I don't"

Connor: "Yes, you do."

Duncan: "No, I don't. Stop arguing."

Connor: "This is not arguing. It's conversation."

Duncan: "Well end of conversation."

Connor: "Ohh, the easy way out. Duncan."

Duncan: "What?"

Connor: *WHAM* "End of conversation."

Tessa: "MAC!"

Connor: "He was arguing!"

Candy: "Hi, I'm Candy."

Kurgan: "Of course you are."

Connor: "Stop it Sir! I apologize for calling your wife a bloated warthog and beseech you, good day."

Kronos: "I AM THE END OF TIMMMMME!!!"

Duncan" "You're history."

Duncan: "Honey I'm home..."

Methos: "We ate, we drank, we vomited."

Methos: "Bora Bora is very nice this time of year."

Methos: "I figure that probably everyone would give them something unique, so I went with a toaster."

Methos: "I've had all the enlightenment I could use."

Methos: "If they carry a sword and I haven't been fully introduced, I get shy."

Methos: "What ever you need:doctor, lawyer,Indian Chief. I've got paperwork to cover it all."

Methos: "Who is Chubby Checkers in the grand scheme of things?"

Kronos: (After stabbing Methos) "How do you feel?"

Methos: "Like I left my heart in San Fransisco."

Methos: 'You dump her then you turn you're back on her? Talk about the blind leading the visually challenged."

Joe: "Young people make mistakes"

Methos: "Yeah, look at disco."

Methos: "I want to see me live happily ever after..."

Methos: "Don't go MacLeod! It's a trap, MacLeod! MacLeod, your pants are on fire!"

Methos: "It's good to be a myth."

Methos: "I wasn't thinking. I was improvising."

Methos: "Candygram"

Methos: "Cute I can do cute."

Methos: "Because the alternative is unthinkable."

Methos: "We make a really good team. We could be like Scully and Moulder."

Methos: "I am tougher than I look."

Methoes: "Bloody bureaucrat!"

Richie: "I'm like on America's Funniest Home Videos right?"

Methos: "I'm sorry to disapoint you kid."

Richie: "So words of advice old one?"

Methos: "No."

Grayson: (Smoking a cigarette) "I know these things will kill me."

Heather: "You're all muck and muscle!"

Connor: "Just the way ya like it!"

Connor: (After he cuts the Kurgan's head off. It's the best version of the line) "There can be only one."

Connor: "Heh heh heh heh...What kept you?"

Connor: "I'm Connor MacLeod. Same clan, different vintage."

(Not a quote but an action...But still good) Duncan painting Metho's nose.

Connor: "Double Glenn Morange and Gin on the rocks."