Simpsons Quest, May 20, 2007


1. 
Who is the victim of the prank call jokes?
Moe the Bartender

2.
Who said "He's had it in for me ever since I ran over his dog. ... Well, replace 
the world "kinda" with "repeatedly" and replace the word "dog" with "kid"."? (first and 
last name, please).
Lionel Hutz

3.
What phrase does the Valentine's Card that Lisa gives Ralph say?
I choo-choo-choose you

4.
What is the first name of "the baby with one eyebrow"?
Gerald

5.
Which character is "number one on the West Side"? (first and last name, please).
Cookie Kwan

6.
What book is Bart assigned to a report on (which he doesn't even read)?
Treasure Island

7.
Prank-wise, What does Bart put in the toilet which forces Principal Skinner to send 
Bart to France for a foreign exchange program?
Cherry bomb in the toilet

8.
What does Bart do to the statue of Jebediah Springfield?
saws off his head

9.
When Homer's half brother asks him design a car for "the average American", what 
song does the car horn play?
La Cucaracha

10.
In "Homerpalooza", what does Homer catch with his stomach?
cannonballs

11.
In last week's episode, "Stop Or My Dog Will Shoot", what is the name of Bart's pet 
snake?
Strangles

12.
What did the note say that Lisa's subsitute teacher gave her?
You are Lisa Simpson

13.
Who also gives Lisa a note with the same message?
Marge

14.
In "Sweets and Sour Marge", what does Marge successfully get banned?
Sugar

15.
When Homer loses Maggie in "Homer Alone", which song plays when he is put on hold 
by the Missing Child hotline?
Baby come back -- a 1970s #1 hit by Player

16.
What is the name of the English pub Moe and Marge open together?
The Nag & Weasel

17.
In the episode "And Maggie Makes Three", Homer is given a demotivational plaque by 
Mr. Burns which reads "Don't forget: You're Here Forever". What does the plaque say after he alters it with some clever placement of Maggie photos?
Do it for her

18.
What is the name of the girl who is sent to Saint Sebastien's School for Wicked 

Girls after falling in love with Milhouse? (first and last name, please.)
Samantha Stanky

19.
In "Bart vs. Lisa. vs the Third Grade", what does the flag Lisa made say after Bart 
"alters" it?
Learn to Fart

20.
What is the real name of Crazy Cat Lady? (first and last name, please).
Eleanor Abernathy

21.
What implants does Amber Dempsey have which allows her to more easily win the Miss 
Springfield pagent?
eyelash implants

22.
What is the title of the Itchy and Scratchy episode that Lisa and Bart wrote 
together?
Little Barbershop of horrors

23.
When Lisa disguises herself a boy, what first and last name does she use?
Jake Boyman

24.
What does Marge forget to pay for at the Kwik-E-Mart which results in her going to 
jail?
a bottle of bourbon for Grandpa

25.
What is the name of Homer's Barbershop Quartet?
The Be Sharps

26.
Which family raises the three Simpsons children as foster kids briefly?
The Flanders

27.
In the episode "$pringfield" about Marge's gambling addiction, which character 
inspires this phrase: "Hey, this guy's paying off!"
Barney

28.
Instead of getting a stamp museum as a next door neighbor, what do the Simpsons get 
instead?
A cemetary

29.
In the episode "Lisa's Sax", Bart draws the attention of the other students by 
doing "The Buttman" theme. Another kid complains that his own fifteen minutes of fame are now over. What was this character doing to get this fame?
Eating worms

30.
What stress symptom causes Marge to decide to hire Sherry Bobbins, a nanny?
her hair begins to fall out

31.
What is the name that of the doll Lisa markets after being disgusted by Malibu 
Stacey?
Lisa Lionheart

32.
When Santa's Little Helper becomes the mascot of McDuff beer, what is his 
nickname?
Suds McDuff

33.
In the episode "Lisa's Rival", Lisa's science fair project does not take first 
place. What project does?
a box of star wars action figures

34.
How many simultaneous heart attacks does Homer have when Lisa decides not to accept 
Mr. Burn's check for $12 million?
Four

35.
In the spellympics, what word does Lisa spell wrong?
intransigence

36.
Which two common things make up the Homer-lookalike Mr. Sparkle?
a fish and a light bulb

37.
When Homer visits New York City, what does he choose to drink instead of Mountain 

Dew?
Crab Juice

38.
To outwit the carnies, what does Homer pretend he is going to throw onto the 
chimney to get his house back?
a hula hoop

39.
What is the name of the candy bar Homer eats to prepare for his hike up the 
mountain named Murderhorn?
Powersauce bar

40.
What did Marge and Lisa discover was missing from the craft project "Vincent 
Price's Egg Magic"?
the feet

41.
After Mrs. Krabappel calls off her wedding to Principal Skinner, who does she 
briefly get together with in the same episode?
Comic Book Guy

42.
When Homer and Marge go into the carpentary business together, what was Homer's 
largest project to make (which he had to make alone)?
a rollar coaster

43.
What is the name of the drug that Bart is on that causes him to become paranoid of 
Major League Baseball and their using satellites?
Focusyn

44.
How does Duff beer hide Moe's ugly looks in the "Beer-tender" calendar?
stickers

45.
What common object is "Dr. Homer's Miracle Spine-o Cynlinder"?
garbage can

46.
Burns courts a girl named Gloria (even going so far as to buy her a ring). Who was 
Gloria's ex?
Snake

47.
What is the name of Lisa's Brazilian pen pal in "Blame It on Lisa"?
Ronaldo

48.
In the episode "On a Clear Day I can See My Sister", what is the length of the 
restraining order from his sister increased to, originally 20 feet?
200 feet

49. 
In "Guess Who's Coming to Criticize Dinner?", the chef of a pastry restaurant makes 
a chocolate eclair with loads of butter, chocolate, and ...?
poison

50. 
Whose kidneys explode when Homer refuses to let them go to the bathroom?
grandpa

51. 
Who says "my breath smells like cat food?" (first name only okay).
Ralph (Wiggum)

52. 
What food gives food poisoning at Martin's birthday party?
Oysters

53. 
What song does Lisa play on her sax with Bleeding Gums Murphy's ghost after he 
dies?
Jazzman

54. What is the first name of the rebellious daughter of Reverand Lovejoy?
Jessica

55. 
Homer gets his arm stuck in 2 vending machines. What does each sell?
candy and soda

56. 
When Homer realizes the rapture is coming, what day does he say is Judgement Day? 
(month and day)
May 18

57. 
In "Homer Bad Man", Homer steals a gummy candy version of a famous ancient Greek 
sculpture. Which sculpture is it?
Venus de Milo

58.
In "Cape Feare", what Sideshow Bob gag is introduced due to a short running 
time?
rake gag

59.
Whose soap box racer does Boat use to win the race?
Martin's

60. 
At Kamp Krusty, Mr. Black says Krusty has arrived, but it turns out to just be a 
dressed-up lookalike. Who dresses up as Krusty?
Barney

61.
Which two Simpsons characters forced Homer to watch slides from their latest 
vacation, during which he makes a Flaming Homer for the first time?
Patty and Selma

62. 
In one of Bart's prank calls, what is the first and last name of the person he asks for that is actually there? ("Uh, look, I'll level with you, Mister. This is a crank call that sort of backfired, and I'd like to bail out right now.")
Hugh Jass

63.
In tonight's 400th episode, who was the guest voice of the Luda-Crest 
toothpaste?
Ludacris

64.
And finally... What is the title of the first Simpsons episode aired? (not the ones 
on the Tracey Ullman show)
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire

Number:  186                      Board:   quest
From:    AlexyAnna
To:      all
Date:    Sun May 20 22:10:38 2007
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