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Index to the Tree of the Ranting Critic Poems

....From The Tree Of
......................The Ranting Critic

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Tits On A Bull

Fall for it,
every time. The words, 'warning,
explicit content' tagged
to the end of a title, produces
in nearly
every case, a juvenile over-estimation of its
saltiness; is, in fact, a mile wide
of the bull's-eye, leaving me to wonder just what
convent they've escaped from, or how long
the writer's been their own
sly
publicist. Deliver
or desist
with this. Fuck that
makes me
mad.





Same Auld Lang Zyne

People don't
change
as much as
sway
a little, toward the better for a
time until the thwuck! back!
to where they came from, padding
after things- all except
the recent soul-expansion felt for a few months, which was
a flipping blip of radar on the screen
- until the light goes
green to yellow
and they're left alone a moment

.................................................with their t-h-o-u-g-h-t-s---


and soon they're stuck in old time
ruts, ya-hooing to friendly heads
there
in the distance, known so well once, even
their hair smelled
close. Habit makes fine company
and yes, I do suppose I know that thwuck
is not a word

..............................................but when you're out here on a limb

you make em up
instead of relying
on that dependable
standby, 'fuck'; you know,
the one still wows the crowd and keeps em happy
whatever the context, whatever
lip
it leapt from,
perks
em up. Helps if the gender's
female; fuck, yeah
adds some
......-juice.





Gone A Hunting

The real
cowards
lie in pools of

salty

dreams, spinning yesterday
like some new
weave, make it seem
that they are
M.I.A. when they're
just hiding
yet
another
face.
How MANY
of those things do you have?

But if ever
they do come out again
be sure
their ass
is mine
and in the crosshairs
of my sawed off;
I never forget a face
no matter
how they seem
to change.





The Bleeder

Squeeze, squeeze,
bleed that heart
and watch the suckers lick up
every drop.

Transfuse it
with old blood when it is empty
then, just move along from time to time
and even though the new juice scabbed up
long ago, they'll wonder how one man
can bleed so much; then comes the Laurels
and the Lauries and the love,
so keep it pumping...





Fakirs In Response To 911

There are those who beat
their breasts and say we've brought this
on ourselves,
throw guilt around like sacred incense:
moaners, lamentation
experts, pseudo-eastern
Bodhisattvas
sipping Zinfandel
professing pain:

"It's all a circle,
karmic debt, they are our brothers-
do not- we are-
they
and we-are-one
with
all,
and we-are-one
weareoneweareones...."--well hey, LOOK!
someone just blew Alan Watts to fucking
Zenland; time to grow up now
flower
children. Smell the
jet fuel.





Chemical Art

When you slip a pill into the brain
to bloom it open, flowers that grow
aren't yours, they aren't even
real.

They're petals filled with the iron rusted taste
in the back of a cracked throat.

Gardens they produce,
seduce; sucking
from the same dry well
in a garden of shipwrecked rutters,
beached and blithering
to ghosts
of gone faces.

(I know that rutter's not a word
so I make it one): A rutter
is a person with inordinate sexual longing
but without a partner who understands.

Poetry's
mostly
about that, too.


Weed and drink's been done to death:
a finer vintage, smoother scotch does not
a Scott Fitzgerald make, but fools
who write of fools
impressing both.

So please, dear God- do keep me
from the thirsty and the thirsty word, but mostly,
Loving Savior- from the ones who signify it
with the suffering voice of art.





Same Old

How often in my life
I've seen men
throw away their brains because of a
flipping female tail
attached to ringlets
and not much else, so that after the tumescence fades
words fall like bathroom tiles
unglued
from all the steamy sex and
gooey lunacy of the moment

and the man
will lift his words
one
after
the other

try to make some sense- pave a common
road to reach from
he
to she
before it hits him, cold
as the North Sea surf: there is no
turf on earth
that he could stand an hour in
with her, and simply talk...


so the empty
headed
heartbreakers, experienced, will make a preemptive
clicking out the door on little girl feet
-red
shod,
with a kind of fuck your mommy
span of wicked heel, headed
toward another
Jack
or Johnny who's a meal
ticket with an over-active crotch
and a heart he
knows
is full of song, poor

stupid sod.





Paramecia Are Not Human

If all
blended
into one gray blob of godhead,
nothing
dividing
one thing
or one person from another,
not one sin
or one sensation, if we are
in the protozoan, one-celled tub of real, then

punch my ticket now; the only
safety
from this ogling EyE of AlL
is spare monasticism; cement
between the minds and souls where only
silence answers me and only
in the silence,
am I heard in ways
that bring an understanding.

I have a place
to keep each wondrous eyelash separate;
they're the
cilia of my soul
and must have space
to wave.
Their waving is my voice: the uvula
of poetry. Detachment is a choice I've made

when all around me
rise
orgasmic cries
of fusion.





Nail It Over The Door

A poem should not
beat with a stick
until, by the end of it

your dick
and
death
are all
that you are sure
of anymore.





Little Bonapartes

The smaller they are
the bigger they talk

the harder
they sell, the
faster they dance
their romance
with the notion they've conquered
the world, or a weird little piece of it
-Elba, not Asia.
Melba toast
at a cocktail party
not a loaf of
honest bread that takes the time
to rise, for that requires
some mystery, some discipline

closed petals
filled with saffron colored
pollen. It's the nourishment
of larger men
with pens for smaller portals,
ones that take
work
for truth
on a dirk
that probes much deeper
than they'll ever go, those
scattergun, everything's
poetry
, pitiful
publican
poets.





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