Which of Stephy's Oddball friends are YOU?

Finally found this damn quiz code. I amaze myself with my own cunning. So, which of my friends do you most closely resemble: Shannon, Roxy, Vanessa, Rob, Amy, Mike, Todd, Kevin, Eliott, Lane, Jessica, or Geoff? *Disclaimer*: Not to be taken seriously. Here’s a simple equation: You + Taking my quiz seriously = LAME. Code for this test has been adapted from the "Inner Dragon Test" who stole it from the "Daria Character Test". There's also an awesome tutorial here.



On a normal day, you'd most likely be wearing...

Jeans and a T-shirt. Or my EMT uniform. Did I tell you about the GNARLY accident I just had to pick up after?!?
Comfy pants and a nice, feminine shirt. Maybe I have a tie in my hair, maybe not. Jackie Brown, baby
Tight jeans, a pretty, expensive sweater, and one of my 300 pairs of shoes
Something comfortable I can work out it... I just got back from practice. Can I use your shower?
Cute pants or skirt, hot top… anything that makes me look HOT ;-)
MMMM HI, STRIPEY SHIRT AND SHORTS, PLEASE!!!
Jeans, my soccer pullover, and my Maui Built hat, baby.
Big pants and a Hippos band shirt, signed by the band. But the signatures are fading cuz I washed it. Hell, I can get it signed again.
Pants and a cuuuuute shirt or sweater! Yay!
Pants sagging so my boxers are clearly visible, silver studded belt, black sweatshirt, baseball cap. Or beanie. Whatever, I’m chill.
My tennis uniform, or shorts and a tank.
Shorts, shirt, and my Doc Martins. Or my Vans that have lasted me forever. Yes they have, slut.



You are MOST attracted to…

Goofballs. I love the goofballs.
OH MY GOD, there was this tooootally hot guy at the Ralph’s checkout!!!
I love girls! MMMM GIRLS!!! But especially my girlfriend…
I likes the ladies! What’s UUUUUUUP?!?
Gwen Stefani is a goddess. Did I mention I met No Doubt like 15 times?
Naaaaaatalie Poooooortman, aaaaaaaaaaahhh…
I like musicians… the emo boys, the guitar players… until they turn into WANKERS! But I think I finally found a good one!!!
My GIRLFRIEND. My beautiful, wonderful GIRLFRIEND. Did I tell you that I have a GIRLFRIEND?
My boyfriend Ben! Ben is so- BEN, GOD DAMNIT, GET THE DOGS!!!
I used to totally want Stephy, but now we’re best friends. She dated Brenden before me. She… dated BRENDEN… before ME. That SUCKS. Brenden is a DICK.
My girlfriend, of fucking COURSE. She's amazing.
Oh my GOSH, boys are LAME! Lame, lame, LAME! I need a MAN that treats me RIGHT!



What’s your Saturday night like?

A fucking party, man. I am going to get SO fucking wasted.
FRAT ROW, BABY!!!
Maybe hanging out with my latest boy, and then FRAT ROW, BABY!!!
Hanging out with my roommates… or maybe some Traminer girls… or maybe the tennis girls… OH MY GOSH, what to do?!?
Making rounds, seeing my girl, yelling at some people for being so FUCKING LOUD PAST QUIET HOURS…
I’m just chillin’… usually at Marsanne 6103 or with the lacrosse guys.
Shopping, or cuddling with my Bebe. Or shopping.
Dude, being an EMT is a goddamn 24-hour job. If I’m not doing that, I’m sleeping.
At the nearest concert, preferably one with the Strokes or the Hippos.
Getting serious lovin’ from my sweet, sexy, sassy GIRLFRIEND. Did I mention that I have a GIRLFRIEND? I did? Well… fuck off!
Watching a movie, hanging out with friends, or CSA’ing it up.
Hmm. Maybe chillin’? Is there a party? Maybe I’ll go. Or maybe I’ll stay and watch a movie… or check sports stats… I dunno.



Favorite thing to do?

Cosmetology! Want me to cut your hair? Highlight it? Oooooh, I could do your NAILS! You are going to be SO cute!
Make fun of all the bastards that tore me down, fix computers, see my GIRLFRIEND…
Oh, it’s all about my girls and Frat Row!
Same! Only I’m going to be avoiding Troy while I’m at it, the dick
Play my guitar, chill, watch TV (preferably baseball), uh… chill…
When I’m not saving stupid people’s lives? Probably hang out and watch Kevin Smith movies.
Tennis, or just taking a break in my downtime!
LACROSSE!!! GO SO-NO-MAAAAAAAA!!!
Chat, see my girls, AND my guys… hang out, be cool… try to sort through everyone’s latest dilemmas, including my own…
Skate around and say hi to everyone I know… which is EVERYONE…
Just chillin’ with my guitar, man. Aloooooooha.
Practice with my band when I have time between concerts.



You are MOST LIKELY to say…

The Angels suck, the A’s rule. No, you’re wrong. Nope. Angels are a non-issue. What? You can’t name 10 players on your own team? Haha, you SUCK. Winner, over here, that’s right. A’s rule.
Will you STOP bitching about the bump on your elbow. Oh? It hurts? GOOD! I HOPE IT’S AN ALIEN! AAAAAAAHHH!
Omigaw, ‘Tephy! Come shopping with me! What do you MEAN you don’t have money to spend? There’s ALWAYS money to spend!
I got kicked out of my religion class because that fucking nun is so “by-the-book.”
Hey, want to go to a party? Gonna be great! Come on! Come oooooooon!! No? Dude, don’t be like that. You’ll come? Yeeeeaaaaaaah!!!
OH… MY… GOSH, AAAAAARE YOU SERIOUS?!? THAT’S LAAAAAME! Lame, lame, LAME!
What the fucking fuck? I mean, seriously, how can any one person be so FUCKING stupid? He knows I’m right, he FUCKING KNOWS IT!
What is up, daaaaarling? Hahaha, we are sooo freaking great!
You know you want this ass. You WANT… this ASS.
HAHAHA, dude that is super hecka TIGHT!
MMMM HI, HI! I’M STEPHY, I’M GOING TO CLASS, I’M SOOOOO COOL, WOOOOAAAAAH!
Steppy… why do I do this to myself? I KNOW boys are stupid, I KNOW IT!



You would MOST LIKEY be caught eating…

Fast food that I picked up for my boyfriend and me on the way home from work.
Leftovers out of the Marsanne 6103 fridge. Hey, is it cool if I eat this?
What the fuck kind of question is that? I eat whatever the fuck I want!
In the caf with Julia or Jason :-/
It’s dollar sushi night and you’re asking me this?
Turkey lasagna I made from scratch that my sister won’t eat because she’s a bitch.
I’ll pick up something before I go to the Row…
Something I scrounged up in my kitchen. I’m a CSA, I don’t have time to eat!
I’ll get something with David before I go to the Row with the Nanananas.
Macadamia nuts or sweet & sour plums my folks sent me from the Islands. And Tabasco on everything.
I’ll grab some fruit or a bagel or something between practice and class and homework and OH MY GOSH!
I eat my own tears. AAAAAAAHHH!!!



What’re you gonna do when you grow up?

Direct and star in Brak: the Musical.
Write for a women’s magazine and destroy those damned stereotypes.
Oh gosh… I’m not sure. Maybe business? I don’t know, I want to be a mom!
Be the first female president, of course! But I’m going to be a lawyer first…
Maybe a cop or something, you know.
Gonna fix computers for a living. Yes, I fucking will, you stupid whore.
Be a full-time EMT, or maybe even a doctor
I want to be a big corporate guy, like the dudes in “Boiler Room.” They’re hardcore.
I’m already licensed to be a beautician, duh.
I’ll play lacrosse as long as I can, and then be a great husband and dad.
I wanna be in a band. Something along the lines of Thrice or AFI. Or at least in the music business.
Probably an interior decorator… I like things to look nice!



Bonus! Completely random question: Pick a word, any word.

Hehe
FUCK
BWAAAAAAAH!!
What?
Just one word? Oops... damn...
Pretty!
Hyperthyrodroxis
LookatmelookatmeI'mrightoverhere!
Dammit Steph, that's a stupid question.
Tiiiiight!
Gosh!
Whatever



Favorite chat program catchphrase and/or smiley?

Don’t use chat programs.
Don’t use chat programs enough to have a favorite phrase.
Roffles ;D
LMAO :-/
(Away message) Go check out my site, it’s at…
I seldom actually chat… I always just have an away message up.
Yay! :-D
Hehe ;-)
Heh.



What instrument(s) do you play?

Air guitar! And the invisible drums!
Nothing
Piano
I used to play the piano. Now I play the computer.
I… OWN a guitar… does that count?
Guitar
Guitar and UKELELE
Guitar, bass, trombone
Does anyone else notice the excess of guitar players?



MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL! Look down, tiger. Are you…

male
female



Please make sure you've answered all the questions!
Code adapted from alanna's quiz tutorial