Phillip Hates You.

lost items that no one will claim.

I welcome you here to my humble abode, tell every one you can about my little dark,, dank section of the net OR ELSE I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN AND USE YOU SKIN TO MAKE PANTS!!!!!!but ne way just so all you ninjas elves know these poems are ALL COPY RIGHTED so if you are here to look for something to use for a school assignment EAT SHIT AND DIE or fuck off at least feel free to email phil and bitch about how offensive my shit is and those of you who wish to do this simply GO AND FLY A BRICK KITE YOU MASOCHISTIC FUCKNUTS!!!! have a nice time Phil 

ADVENTURES
A day with Phil
RANT
Sterilization
SONGS/POETRY
Black
A touch of Class