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Harold Rhenisch

Iodine, or Eating Red Licorice at the Elks' Rodeo Parade, 1963

 

Wolsak and Wynn, 1995.  ISBN: 1-919897-40-1  6x 9  78 pp  $12

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Harold Rhenisch speaks with a lyric intensity so powerful that the poems throb and distrub and exhilarate as they move, as George Woodcock observed, "from narrative to descriptive to reflective to meditative." Combine this with Rhenisch's idiosyncratic brand of humour, and you end up with one of Canada's most exciting new voices. These poems alternate between psalms in the speech of contemporary Canada, and true, often tragic, stories of a man who spent 16 years living in an abandoned mineshaft on a mountain between the orchards of the Similkameen and Okanagan Valleys in British Columbia. His companions were 30 dogs which had left the farms below to live with him.


Sample Poems
 
Hymn For Small Engine Repair
   On His Way Back to the Store for More Dogfood
   Graceland
   Hymn for Kleenex and a Nylon Comb 
   The Song of Our Lord, or There Ain't No Cure for Love 
 
            HYMN FOR SMALL ENGINE REPAIR
             
 
As the faller longs for virgin timber
 
        and the moss crackling underfoot
 
So do we long for our Lord
 
and as the pipefitter longs for Saturday
 
        so he can wake up beside his wife
        and turn over to hold her
 
        because his skin feels like sheet metal
 
and his bones like galvanized iron
 
        so does our  god
        long for lightning all night
        and white rain in the morning
 
so he can watch all the farmers get up
and walk around aimlessly, waiting
 
        not knowing what to do
 
with such freedom!
 
        So does the god of the fouled sparkplug
 
open up a small engine repair shop
in the weatherbeaten garage behind his trailer
 
        It is perfect!
 
right down to the Briggs and Stratton  sign
nailed above the door
and the rusted lawnmowers
 
        strewn around through the cactus
        and the sagebrush
 
When I sit down and think on it
I want to weep
 
        Because when the people start to come
 
in their nylon-mesh hats with the sun-faded brims
their pickups bouncing over the shale
 
        and drag their broken machines before him
 
I want to see him come out
of his dark doorway
 
        Because I want to see the pity in his eyes
 
I want to see how he handles it
 
        when his people return to him
 
I want to be there
             
 
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            ON HIS WAY BACK TO THE STORE FOR MORE DOGFOOD
Highway 3
 
There was a woman riding a horse
on the gravel shoulder. The horse looked at him with pity,
 
with the bit in her mouth and the saddle
sinched up around her gut. He looked at her with pity too:
 
in his dreams the devil sat on his back
and whipped him on the bare buttocks
 
until the blood ran and he began to weep in Spanish
about revolution and replanting his cocaine fields with coffee,
 
to keep people awake half the night and restless,
and then they put the electrodes to the glans of his penis
 
and hooked him up to the corroded car battery
until he lost consciousness and it was morning,
 
and the sun was on the streets outside
like spilled engine oil, and flies, and hungry children.
 
The horse saw it too, and the skin all down her flanks rippled,
a shudder passing back from her mind through her whole body,
 
and she flicked her tail
and stamped her feet.
 
Giddyap said the woman in the saddle
and dug the spurs into her flank
 
and pulled hard on the bit
so it pinched her on the lips. Giddyap!
             
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            GRACELAND
             
 
 
Our lord 
 
        the carpenter
 
comes out of the woodwork
        
        writhing, white, and blind
 
Wherever there is a nail
and a hammer
 
     He is there between them
 
and wherever there is one hour
between the morning and the evening
 
     that is from neither the pas de deux nor the stilleto
 
He is there
 
     with his brace and bit
     and his claw hammer
 
He loves nothing better than a young woman
 
     pulling on her panty hose
     her hairbrush in her teeth
 
Like the Bata Shoesalesman
at Orchard Park Mall in Kelowna
who looks first at a person's feet on introduction
and then only then clasps their hands in his
 
     Praise him!
 
Oh we adore him!
 
     May we never be parted
     from the waiting room
     at the Canadian Tire Service Centre
     in Penticton
 
For he is there
standing on a carhood up on the hydraulic hoist
with a microphone
 
     dressed in Rhinestones
 
giving his Elvis impression
 
     Love me Tender!
 
Love me true!
             
 
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            HYMN FOR KLEENEX AND A NYLON COMB
             
 
 
Let us now open our hymnbooks
and sign the paen of the whipped cream siphon
 
     O Cholesterol! O Cholesterol!
 
Let us toughen our hearts against adversity
and breathe the secret name of our Lord
 
     Cholesterol, be not proud
     We have opened our kitchen cupboards
     to the secret name of our god
 
And he is like a hot water tap among us
 
     and the cabbage loopers
     writhing in the catchbasin!
             
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            THE SONG OF OUR LORD, or
THERE AIN'T NO CURE FOR LOVE
             
 
 
 
 
Dad
     kick off your hiking boots
     and wash your feet
     in the Similkameen River
 
that drains the sky through us!
 
     Because there is a worm
     in every bottle of springwater
 
Because there is a worm
under every pillow
 
     Because there is a worm
     in every mouth
 
and we need a rest!
 
     You can see everything 
 
but we are only a tired crew
at the end of the nightshift
 
     walking off into the streets of Moscow
     and beating back the Germans
     with our pipe wrenches and sledgehammers
 
and we need a rest
 
     You're strong alright
 
like the yellow floodwaters of the Fraser
 
     but we are just kids, Dad
     we like the National Geographic
 
We're tired of books without pictures
 
     We need an afternoon nap!
             
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