The Pissed-Off Pessimist Chronicles
Welcome to the Pissed-Off Pessimist Chronicles...Just off the record, here's what you won't find here:
1)3L33t hAcK3r/sK8t3r k3wl stuff.
2)'Blessed be, the Wytch's Homepage', New Age Wycca BS.
3)The ravings of a 15 year old teenybopper about N'Sync's newest music video.
4)Midget Transexual Porn
5)Theories on how the Illuminati is really controlling the CIA, with the aliens and the love child of Big Foot and Kathy Lee Gifford.
6)Bad poetry written by a Kindergoth who thinks God is Dead because his parents didn't lend him the keys to the Volvo to go to the mall to shop for Patchoulli and the latest Marilyn Manson CD.
7)A page full of nothing but links to other home-pages full of links to other homepages full of links...
What you will find here is plenty of sarcasm, cynicism, and really twisted humor. If you easily offended, just go somewhere else, like the Disney website. I put this site up to rant and rave about the stupidity of my fellow talking monkeys, so all my stress doesn't build up in my skull until this happens:
But without further ado...
Rants
Role-Playing
Links
Writings
Humor
Wall of Fame
Quotes
Email: cheeze_weasel@yahoo.com