| A mime is a terrible thing to waste | Oh no! |
| Only if cooked in haste | Oh Yes |
| Don't like mime rare | To cook a mime in 3 quarter time? |
| A slow simmer | Roasted mime |
| Roasted on a open flames | In no time |
| A bit of spice? | In 3 quarter time |
| No microwaves | It would be a waltz... |
| No fancy grills | We can check his pulse |
| yukk, no | Hmmm......Is he's still alive? |
| just a slow roast | We will wait till five |
| on an open flame | Was just thinking, there is an open pit |
| Could be good | With a roasting spit |
| Any seasoned wood | Just out west of here... |
| Dr.Seuss? | Nice it is so near |
| No Lexys....... | That might well be tasty |
| I would not cook him on a spit | We cannot be hasty |
| I would not cook him in a pit | Good things come to those who wait |
| Our mime deserves the best | He simply asked for a date |
| Cook him like out west | So start cooking early |
| Nothing but the very best | No need to hurry |
| For our mime | We will eat dinner late |
| Slow roasted over time | Cut off a slice |
| Some special seasonings | Never dice |
| Very little pleading | Place it on your plate |
| Mesquite broiled? | He will make a tasty dinner date |
| Yes but never boiled | Not bad at all |
| Cannot have him spoiled | A mime in 3 quarter time |
| After all we toiled | I like it |
| He may get soiled | Quite a delight |
| We would be foiled | Better than roast beast |
| With him spoiled | Unleavened to say the least |
| Our Mime | Still a fancy feast |
| Mime all mime | For all to see |
| This mime has no time | How to cook mime in 3 quarter time |
| A fancy feast | Oh yes |
| Without any yeast | Roasted mime |
| Unleavened to say the least | In no time |
| Still a fancy feast | In three quarter time |
| Best in west or east | Nary we skip a beat |
| For all to see | Mime is all we have to eat... |
