No Need for an immortal! A Tenchi Muyo parody By Michael Barnes

Alex Taillong, Sara-lee and Michael Taillong Are copyright Me. This story is just something I put together for fun and well just look at how it turned out ^^.

Chapter one

Alex walked towards his high school with ease. ~ Finally after defeating all evil I can relax! ~ Alex had recently turned 34 but he was an immortal being so he was still a teenager. Alex walked into school with a silly grin happy to be alive. "Good morning Miss Du mont!"

Alex waved to his favorite teacher as he entered his first class of the day. As Alex sat he noticed a girl that kept staring at him. Alex thought nothing of it and paid attention to his studies.

Hours later

As Alex walked home he whistled. "I love living as a human its so much fun! Dad had the right idea!" Alex suddenly was leapt on from behind. Alex responded like the hero he was. He screamed like a sissy. "AHHHHHHH" A hand was pressed over his mouth then a voice said. "Prince Alex Taillong I presume?" Alex nodded. Alex was roughly turned around and then faced this stranger.

"Oh my its… That girl from school!" Smirking the girl replied "The name is Ami and I am the greatest bounty hunter in the universe!" Ami brushed her bangs out of her face and then laughed. "So you have come for me but I wont let you kill me without a fight!" Ami kissed Alex suddenly on the neck then bit him hard.

Alex pushed her off of him and then held his neck then looked at his blood-covered hand. "That is my hunting mark. Until I either kill you or you kill me. It will not go away ^^"

"Your insane!" The blood loss was getting to Alex and then he turned and ran. The bleeding slowed as Alex's powers healed him.

Ami floated into the air then teleported in front of Alex and attempted to impale him on her left hand. "AHHHH WHY ME!!" Alex flipped out of the way as Ami laughed and then flew after Alex shooting at him. Alex ran into some trees and then ducked down in some bushes. "She's nuts whew I hope she doesn’t hurt me anymore…" Alex looked up into Ami's smiling face.

"Hello you cute thing you!" Alex leapt into the air and flew as fast as he could to the temple where his father Michael was. Landing Alex ran into the temple after taking off his shoes. "DAD!!!!" Alex hugged his father crying. "I was almost killed! And and" Michael looked down at his son and shoved him into a chair. Ami floated into the room and then made an energy staff appear.

"Ami you're lose in this universe eh?" Ami yawned then smiled. "Yes creator and I have made quite a name for myself!" Alex looked at his father intensely as Ami floated over to him and then landed in his lap with her arm over his shoulders. "Alex you need to know something…" Michael walked over to a teapot and poured three cups and handed them out and took one for himself.

"When I was younger I took it upon myself to create a living weapon" Alex sipped his tea while spilling some from the uncontrollable shakes he was having from Ami licking the blood from his neck. "So I created Ami. She's the ultimate fighter and she's based on your dead mother's DNA but I altered it so much she's not like her at all" Alex drank his tea with one gulp then asked with a small voice.

"Why is she trying to KILL ME!" "Oh well you see Alex she fell in love with you and well wants you but I told her no so she wants to kill you. Any more questions?" "Yes I have one. Why are you living here?" Michael laughed and straightened out his glasses. "Why to pick up chicks. Don't you know earth women are easy Ami?" Ami and Alex fell out of the chair as Michael laughed.

Ami grabbed Alex by the neck then smiled. "I guess so but your son is dead!" "No please don't kill me! Dad do something!" "Don't worry Tenchi err Alex. She wont hurt you cause…" Two fems kicked in the temple door. "Cause the Galaxy cops are here!" "May I introduce officers Relena and Jake. Of the Galaxy Cops." Jake pointed his gun at Ami.

"Okay Miss I'm the best bounty hunter! Were here to arrest you for all those unpaid parking tickets you have!" Alex was sweating badly as he asked. "Um why do you have the name Jake and you’re a girl?" Jake frowned and sighed. "My parents wanted me to be a…" "Boy?" "No Swat Kat" Everyone fell over.

"Okay loser cops! Me and Alex here are going to take a ride!" Ami blasted at the two cops then teleported away with her prize. "Don't worry Alex is a super Katrellean he can take her on easy!" Jake asked Michael "Um but isnt Alex supposed to be in his cat form when he goes super whatever?" Michael frowned. "Oh dear… He wont remember to change before trying to transform and will… I am too ashamed to say it"

In Ami's ship

Alex was running as fast as he could till he reached a dead end. "Now now my love ill make this quick!" Alex yelled out "Your sick! You’re a clone of my mother in human form and you want me for your love toy?" "Yep" "Your disgusting!" "I know and I have been told im pretty sick somewhere else also" Alex scratched his head as the comment went leaping over it. "Huh?" Ami stopped her approach "You’re a virgin arnt ya?" Alex turned red. "Hey that’s none of your business!"

Ami sat down on the floor and looked at Alex. "You know I was only playing right?" "WHAT? YOU BIT ME!!!" "I have my ways of telling a guy I want them ^^" Ami pointed at her cheeks and said. "Cause besides being the greatest bounty hunter im also…" "The greatest loud mouth ever!"

Alex and Ami looked at the newcomer. She was in royal looking armor. Katrellean armor to be exact. "Princess Rina! Alex's cousin that’s supposed to marry him how cute" Rina walked up to Ami and slapped her. "How dare you go after my beloved like an ANIMAL!" Ami socked Rina in the jaw and she flew into a wall and then slid to the ground and laid there. "Well at least she didn’t call me a b…" "Baka?" Ami laughed at Alex.

"No silly" Ami smiled and then floated through the ground as Rina woke up. "Where's that slut at that tried to take my Alec!" "The names Alex and what do you want Rina?" "You of course now lets leave this ship and go to your place and maybe…" Rina whispered into Alex's ear and he nearly fell out.

"Okay… But I want to be red when we do play checkers!"

Later

Ami, Alex, Michael, Jake Relena and Rina. Were all sitting on there legs as they sat around a table sipping tea. "Ami you didn’t have to blow up our ship ya know that?" "Sorry mister Jake but It was In the way of my ship ^^" Jake sat up and pulled her gun out on Ami. "That’s it your going down!" Relena smiled and giggled. "Aw Jakey leave the girl alone she was only trying to be playful isn't that right?" Ami muttered "Be nice or playful to that freak with the freaky name yea right" "WHAT WAS THAT!!!" Jake fired over and over at Ami and all her shots missed.

Alex said aloud "And your all stuck here for months right? Why me?" Ami and Rina sat closer on both sides of Alex and then each of him kissed one of his cheeks. Alex fell back off his cushion and the girls saw each other and their ki aura's sparked. "Looks like my boy is a playa ho ho ho"

Well I hoped you like this little Wanna be Tenchi Muyo story I threw together. Well that’s all cause its now 12:27 and I leave for work tomorrow at 7 see ya later.