By Michael L. Barnes
This story is copyrighted to M. Charger Productions. The characters appearing in it belong to Pioneer and Capcom and are not used with permission. This is the fifth chapter of the Bof meets TM saga.
Now with more wholesome humor! Heh sorry for the delay
but my computer, which is still glitchy, was down but now I am back! Heh
with more action and humor and stuff. My fans your in for a treat! Now
enjoy Breath of Fire meet’s Tenchi Muyo chapter six!
Chapter six
Battle of the god’s pt.2
When last we left our heroes Nina was under attack by a Ryoko clone and all sorts of other weird going’s on were happening but worst of all Ryu and the real Ryoko and Father were captured by the evil Yuna. Who now had his own god powers and was going to wipe the floor with our heroes. Oh and did i mention Tenchi has gone missing?
”Hmm this Ryu mop works wonders for the dungeon floor!” Ryu was tied up and his head was being used as a mop for Yuna’s surprisingly clean dungeon. The monster using him to mop with was huge and held him by his legs as he mopped.
”Owww my head! Damn you Yuna!!! Ryoko help!” Ryoko lazily floated in her cell watching everything.
”Sorry seems someone had to beat me a while back and now they want help!
You’re a man do it yourself!” And so Ryu set about to beat the monster
who turned out to be a pushover.
"DIEEEE!!!" Ryu screamed out and the monster dropped his Ryu mop and ran
into a wall and broke his neck.
See what i mean? "Good job kid! Now let me out and we can get to the killing
segment! Hehehehe" Ryu checked his hair over and sobbed. Ryoko floated
through her cell's bars and landed next to Ryu in her battle suit.
”My hair! It is ruined… Grrr if I was Tenchi you would have killed to help me” Ryoko grabbed Ryu.
”Darn right!” Ryoko dragged Ryu over to Tenchi’s dad’s cell, which was unlocked and empty. “Great! Now Tenchi’s pop’s is gone and Yuna is probably tormenting him!”
Upstairs Yuna was playing chess with Tenchi’s father.
”So… How is your son?” Yuna asked as he moved the knight around the board.
”Good how is your evil army coming along?”
”God knows that it is difficult cultivating these things… Cough cough cough… Cough drop!” A demonic looking lady came over and handed Yuna one.
”I told you that wolfs bane would do ye no good! But nooooo you always
want to use it to make more monsters when you are allergic!”
Tenchi’s dad laughed, “Who is she your wife?” Yuna started to laugh.
”In fact she is muwhahahaha cough cough… Dear be a devil and get the man a cup of water he looks pale”
Tenchi’s father smirked “Ha! I have seen weirder stuff at least she doesn’t fly or shoot laser beams from her eyes hands and or mouth”
Yuna’s wife breathed fire as she snorted and Tenchi’s dad shut up.
Downstairs
”Look we have to save my darlings father! Listen kid you need to be brave and strong! Don’t wimp out like last time just because a monster cut your ponytail off” Ryu was holding his ponytail in his hands.
”But he’s been with me for years! Its… Gone… WHYYYYYY!!!!!?” Ryoko slapped Ryu twice.
”That pony tail is nothing but a chopped off piece of hair!” Ryu wiped a speck of monster gore from his cheek and stood tall.
”Your right Ryoko!” Ryu drew his rusty sword and smiled. “And after one more kill FINALLY this baby will power up and I will be able to kill faster and more cleanly than ever! Um do you have any change on you?”
Ryoko fell over “What the heck for!?”
Ryu pointed to the vending machine that held apples. Ryoko glared at it and it blew up. ”All right!” Ryu grinned as he munched on a few and soon he was ready for battle.
”Wow those things really do power you up? Now if only we could find out where Yuna and Tenchi’s father is!” Ryoko hummed.
Ryu pointed to a sign that said. “Evil villains lair
upstairs and to the right”
Ryoko gaped.
”Man these monsters must be dumb!” Ryu pointed behind Ryoko and drew his weapon again.
”Actually madam we are quite intelligent but master Yuna wants us to behave like brutes. I swear if I have to grunt one more time in front of him I will die!” Ryoko blew the beasts head off then hacked the others to pieces.
”Well your dead now! Come on!”
Back at Momo’s hyper deluxe castle lab thingy
”AHHHHHHH!!!” Nina ran as fast as she could away from the clone. Taking her own advice she leant forward and put her head down and her arms at her side and flapped. Gaining speed she soon left her attacker far behind. And ran right into her fist. The Ryoko clone picked up Nina and was about to impale her on her energy blade when.
”COSMIC MOON POWER!” The clone turned and blinked as Sasami as Pretty Sammy screamed out the wrong attack words. “Oops I meant” Sasami was decked by the evil clone and then it went back to killing Nina when a large club smashed into it and a bolt of lighting hit her knocking her through a wall.
Nina stood and looked at Rey and Cray. “Nina!” They both cried at the same time.
”Slow down guys… Let’s calmly figure out what pissed off Ryoko…”
Announcer “What pissed off Ryoko? Was it A. Barbrady? B. Momo C. The 1999 Baltimore Ravens…”
Rey spoke up “Nah it is a clone… Momo told me when she woke me up with a kiss… Ewww”
Nina cocked her head and gave her curious look. “What is so bad about that?”
Rey frowned. “Do you KNOW what she eats? Fish fish fish!” Cray snorted and began to pose while saying.
”Be a MAN… OF… THE SEA! Oops wrong RPG” Nina shook head.
”Whats next? Oh Ryu where are you my love?” Nina had a far away look in her eyes as the clone of Ryoko stood up behind Nina and smiled while Cray and Rey freaked out and started pointing behind Nina.
”In hell where you are going to be my pretty! Mwuahaahahaha!” Nina ran off after Cray grabbed Sasami. Soon everyone was together and all of them were dressed for action. Nina now wore a short purple skirt and had on some leg stockings Cray had let his hair hand low and wore brown pants and a green shirt. And the rest were dressed accordingly.
”Okay gang we split up and look for clues… Now Fray I need you to sniff out clues with Washu, Yosho and Sasami!” Fray punched out Rey and Momo caught him.
”Stop that! Only I can do that!” Everyone laughed then quickly finished organizing with Ryo-oki going off with Nina and Rey with Mihoshi followed by Momo.
Ryoko’s clone glared at them from above and then vanished. Appearing once again she set about activating all the traps in the house/castle. “Hmmm all it took was a simple press of a button marked R.E. mode… Cool looking puzzles plus this control room allows me to watch them all… Now if only they would gather the emblems and get to me already!” Ryoko teleported to the lab and waited while the two groups ran away from zombies and dogs and lickers… Wait that is part two sorry. Soon the two groups ended up at the lab.
”On three all the guys kick open the door while the girls pose like Charlie’s Angels!” Everyone looked at Ryo-oki and nodded grinning. The guys except Yosho head butted the door and fell back rubbing there heads.
”It is titanium! Hmm high grade too! Nice job on the lab door sister!” Momo and Washu high fived. Yosho stepped forward.
”Allow me!”
Yosho slashed the door up first horizontally then vertical then diagonal then vertical and once more diagonal and the rest kicked it open as the ladies posed. Ryoko’s clone clapped then let loose with multiple blasts.
Sasami ducked and yelled out. “Hey what about Ayeka!?”
Announcer “Yes what about Ayeka? Did she get sucked into another dimension where people are in a tournament to save Earth? Or did she just plan did not get written in?”
Ayeka wandered around upstairs lost. “HELLO!? MOMO? I am all alone and afraid and I hear voices… I hear dead people! AHH ZOMBIES!!!!” Sasami sighed and picked up a beaker as the insane clone (who could tell the difference?) still blasted away pinning them down.
”HEY RYOKO TENCHI!!!” The clone started to get giggly and looked around when a hard object smacked her in the head.
”Nice throw Sasami but what the hell is that thing standing behind her…” Cray asked while getting back into his normal clothing.
”Um what about Ursula?” Ayeka asked having found the others.
Announcer “Sigh… What happened to Ursula? A. She is training in the woods. B. She quit this fanfic due to the writer being a jerk. Or C. She is in the woods beating up monsters while training?”
Ursula was running around the woods outside the castle dressed like Lara Croft. “Damn it! Why now? My clothes had to tear! And why did that backpack I borrowed have only this in it… Oh well the guns are cute and have unlimited ammo! WHEEEE!!!” Ursula gleefully shoots up a cute bunny while running. “If only it was that darn Cabbit… I wonder what Ryu is doing with Ryoko?”
Ryu and Ryoko were hanging from the ceiling next to Tenchi’s father over a pit of acid. “Tell me again how the hell we keep loosing!!! Damn your weak!” Tenchi’s dad burst into tears.
”I am sooo sorry… Ryu could have blasted Yuna but I was in the way!” Ryoko sighed.
”I guess that is true… But why were you holding a hand puppet?” Tenchi’s father started to sweat and the drops made the acid sizzle.
”Um no reason no reason at all… Hehehehe um what now children?” Ryu finally spoke.
”I will go Kaiser and then kick Yuna’s bony ass! Only then will the curse of the dragon Jurians be lifted off my shoulders… Meaning my destiny lies with Yuna!”
Ryoko and Father balked.
”NOT THAT KIND OF LIE YOU PERVERTS!”
“Ah is this the Juraian comedy hour?” Yuna walked in with his pose of monsters led by his monster wife.
”NO it’s the cut your head off and use it for a cup hour! Gah of course not you evil jerk!” Ryoko shut up as everyone gave her looks.
Ryu blinked and suddenly transformed into his hybrid form. Grabbing Ryoko and Tenchi’s father he flew through a wall and right into a thick steel wall. “Ouch…”
Back at Eureka’s Castle… Um Momo’s Castle heh
Cray and Fray were busy being strangled by the thing behind the Ryoko clone which turned out to be Ryoko’s shadow. “Let me get this straight… Zero who did the fusion ha dance with Ryoko is now her shadow? Okay answer me this if Zero is a shadow and she is on our side… Why is she killing your men ladies?”
Ursula cleaned her guns. “I don’t know what about you Ryo-oki?”
”WHAAAA SHE GAVE FRAY A BLOODY BOO BOO!” Everyone fell over as Ryo-oki ran over to Fray. Washu turned to Sasami.
”Any ideas?”
Sasami shrugged “I have it bad enough! I have two separate personalities! A goddess and a super hero persona that is just a rip off of a more popular show” Washu snapped her fingers.
”I know! She is trying to kill us cause… Sheesh you field this one Momo!”
”Okay Zero is apart of Ryoko right? So she obviously is the insane part right?”
Zero threw Yosho through a wall and then blasted Ursula. “NO I am doing this because I can! Plus it is the only way to get Tenchi back!”
”How is that supposed to work? One life in exchange of a few more?” Fray said while standing again.
”Yep Fray” Zero kicked Cray then blasted Rey.
”Damn Zero I just met you and already I like your style!”
”Cool” Zero poked Fray in the eye and he started screaming like a girl.
”Wow he is as big a wimp as Rey!”
Rey stood up and looked around. “Um where is Teepo?”
Announcer hangs himself and silence is heard for a few moments. “I am right here!” Teepo walks in all buff and much older.
”You see I fell into this pit o time and well when I came out I was an Ultra Super Sayjin!” Everyone coughs and offers Teepo a script. “I meant I came out older my true age… Sasami don’t I look cool?”
”No” Teepo snorted and waved a hand and Zero was dropped like a bucket. The Ryoko clone got up and teleported away. Alarms began to blare.
”Warning this secret lab rip off is about to blow up in a phony explosion… Have a nice day!”
”Damn smart ass computer” Momo cried as the lab exploded….
What will happen next time? Will our heroes save themselves? Or will they die screaming and twitching as their flesh and fur or whatever the hell covers them melts off? Will the story be more serous like last time? Or will it just go straight to hell? What would Jesus do? I don’t know but come back for more next time on… BREATH OF FIRE MEETS TENCHI MUYO!
As always email me at Mike_Charger@hotmail.com