a horny girl without a mission!
Introduction
Hi welcome to my site, my name's Clarissa (no. not Clarissa explains it all, i hear that joke all the time :-( ). U might think the title of this page is a bit suggestive, but I don't care. A lot of people (mostly women themselves) pretend that women don't enjoy sex. Well, I do! And I'm not scared to admit it! I'm just a normal girl really (!).. Thanx for visiting my site. By the way, if u couldn't tell.. I like purple and blue :-)
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The Journal!
06-01-2000 : Fair Enough
The only e-mails I'm getting nowadays are: "Show us your titties" and so on. I'm sick of it. To SHUT YOU UP, I'm posting the pic here. Now never bug me about it again. Perhaps I can get back to some normality :-) OH AND MAKE SURE YOU POST TO MY GUESTBOOK. THERES ONLY BEEN 3 POSTS :-((((
It's good I'm not a shy gal.
Oh also Stile has ruined his page with some new rubbish. !!What's up with that?!! :-(
Although TheDayToday has had some funny stuff added to it. A spoof news section of all things. Sounds like TheOnion all over again to me.
Eviloliver has also been updated, as usual. It's great fun!!!
05-28-2000 : phew.
I'm really glad the whole fake thing is.. oh shut up about that.. Perhaps I'll change the title graphic back! :-) I'm a lot happier today, and have been replying to some of your e-mails. I've gotten a lot of support from some of you, thanks so much. Boring day today, I got up, went and did my friend Carly's hair, and that was it. But, I do now have a guestbook. PLEASE VISIT AND CHAT ON IT! I will post for sure. Sorry to Matthew for my pissy response to his e-mail. Last night sucked :-(
People were asking how many hits a day I get. Well I was looking and thinking what the counter said, and it's been 180 a day for the past couple of days! I guess I need to make some better texts and things to say so you'll keep coming back. Don't worry, I will. Thankies guys! for promoting me!
05-27-2000 : You're very lucky
that I chose to stay in tonight. I'm half glad, half not. For one, I've been getting a great response. Unfortunately that response has had quite a bit of negativity :-( It seems that people think I'm a fake. To be honest, I don't care. I hope I have some more loyal (then again, I am only 5 days new!) readers who'll bear with me. It seems the e/n scene is jealous of me :-(
From:
Matthew
Subject: I LOVE YOU
"virus! ok. not really. would you have sex with my dog (hound)? i'll pay you. 50cents an hour. you can give the pictures and videos to stile. i heard he likes that kind of stuff."
See. This is the kind of immature and juvenile behavior I have to deal with. I'm a fan of Stile. I am not Stile. Simple enough for you?
05-27-2000 : yay. i got another e-mail
After about 80 e-mails of 'blah you're fake', I finally got one half-decent e-mail from Boog of TheDayToday.com telling me my jokes page link was faulty. So it was (!!) I fixed it. Thankies :-) Now you can enjoy my jokies.
However, it wasn't all good. Boog thinks I'm Stile and said:
"I always wanted to have sex with Stile. Will you go out with me?"
I don't even know Stile. I just have his picture. When can I get back to making normal posts instead of all this nonsense? :-( He is a hottie though.I also got (from a guy only known as Silverwed):
"Your page is awesome, keep up the good work (and dont let angelfire kick you off for nudity :P)"
There isn't any nudity.. yet :-)
05-27-2000 : hottie
I've never seen a pic of stile before, but I found one on another site a few days ago and saved it. I forgot about it till now. He is definitely a real hottie.
05-27-2000 : Instead of being here I could have
been out clubbing. However, it's a Saturday night and I'm enjoying doing the site when suddenly I'm browsing some of my favorite sites (ones in my links bar no less) and apparently I'm fake. Well, I used my Photoshop skills taught to me by my ex and produced this JUST FOR YOU.
OBVIOUSLY, this is DELIBERATELY FAKE.
My real piccies are further down the page. It's just pissing me off everyone saying I'm fake. Most of the other assholes living in Hollywood are more fake than me.
Gr! What do you mean, my hair and sunglasses are always the same? I explained my glasses and my hair isnt always the same. It's different on both boat pics, and my garden pic. I don't understand you guys, so damm paranoid. :-(
05-27-2000 : Oh WOW. MY day today.
I can't believe it. After 5 days of having this page here, Boog from the lovely TheDayToday.com has asked me to post on his page. I probably won't for a day or two until he can set it up, but that is SO exciting for me. I've been reading it for a month now, and wow, I'm fameous. hehe (Well nearly!) Don't worry. I'll keep this page going as well. (thank God it's summer break)
I also read eviloliver every day, but no offers from them. (then again, i guess i shouldn't really be expecting ANY offers at all. i've only been doing this 5 days. booger must be mad)
I've found a great woman called Misanthropic Bitch. She has my utmost respect now. I love her site.
05-27-2000 : more about me
everyone has been asking to see more of me. Now, when I started this page, I didn't realize it'd get so damn popular. I'm really pleased, but it means I've gotta do a lot more than i originally thought.... then again, who cares. It's fun. A lot of you have also asked why I have sunglasses on in both of my pics. That's a good question!! I seem to wear these sunglasses ALL THE TIME, it's funny, in most of my piccies I have them on. I'll have to get some taken without them for you to see :-)
I got a nice e-mail from a guy called Matt, he sounds nice.. heres a bit of it:
"anyways my page is www.animeotaku.com check it out and tell me what you think take a look at my pics"
I felt really guilty when I saw that I'm getting more hits than him, so please check his site out. I also got a mail from a guy called Jason:
"For only being up a few days it looks good :) . I just started a webpage of my own, and if you get a chance, id appreciate any feedback. www.drtymgc.cjb.net "
Hehe, everyones doing it. It's great. I bet not everyone will be showing their topless pics tho. Hehe, aren't I the daredevil of weblogging? (actually i'm just a poor amateur - but I like boasting!!). Okay, here's another piccie of me wearing those damned sunglasses *winks* I have a bit of a big smile on though which looks weird. Ah, who cares.
By the way folks, I am really appreciate of you. I'm getting nearly 100 visitors each day now. You are great. All of you. To listen to my horny californian ramblings!!
05-27-2000 : girls do NOT masturbate!
Yes. It's true. According to my friends mother that is. Poor misguided woman.
I received lots of e-mails from lovely people. Even my favorite guy, Bence. He said:
' you said: "whats wrong with porn?" I say : "absolutlely NOTHING" :-) '
Don't get me wrong. Just because I don't dislike porn doesn't mean I have any. I just think that girls shouldn't be so secretive with their sexuality, and should admit it, just as guys do. HOWEVER, I don't think becoming a slut is really a good idea either. That's just a loss of self respect. I love having sex, but that doesn't mean I wanna sleep with 100s of guys. All you gurlies will understand what I mean.
I'm VERY happy that TheDayToday is getting some females on board. They just announced a new chick called blonde cutie or something today. Perhaps I should ask if I can post there, hehe. I don't think Bence would want me posting at his site *smiles* (would my posts go well with his 'washing my dogs crap' stuff?)
I saw a new site called er33t.co.uk today. Perhaps you'll like it. I thought it was okay. I will reserve final judgement until it's got more stuff on it :-) (and a plug for me? hehe). Oh, and finally, I love this chick called Spacegirl. I love reading her site. She's got the same attitude as me to stuff. I'll post more e-mails I received l8r.
05-26-2000 : I luv all of you guys!
Wow. I can't believe that after a few days of my site being up I'd get so many links. You guys are all great. No other ladies linked to me yet, but I guess I'm not the fledging feminist everyone wants me to be!
From Christopher of Lordsmell.com:
"what's your page like four days old, and you already seem to
have a better handle on things then i do.."
That's really sweet :-) I'm almost feeling inspired to put that pic up without the blur overs. Okay. Perhaps I won't just yet hehe. I like teasing everyone. (if you couldn't tell!!)
SureBrec of EvilOliver
(another of my faves!) linked me:
"Lady Horny's Horny webpage (not what you might think)"
Argh! See, in my last post I thought I might have picked a raunchy name.. oh heck, I don't care. Okay. I've decided I won't put up my 'non paintyed over' boat pic until I get some more emails. All of these people are coming here, and not e-mailing me! I like getting e-mail :-( (naughtier the beeter.. heheh - only kidding)
I also got a link off of my favorite logging guy, Bence! As well as a link on TheDayToday. Thanks again guys.
05-26-2000 : i luv bence (in a platonic way)
I got linked by Bence! That's really cool. Go see Bence if you haven't already. He said it's surprising that my page isn't a porno page. Well, I did think about the name, but whats wrong with porn? Okay, I'll shut my mouth now. Either way, I don't think it's rude. I'm a lady, I'm sometimes horny. So what?
Oh yes, I thought I'd put up a pic we took on the yacht. I have covered over the major details though. I'm not really ready to expose myself yet!!
05-25-2000 : okay. i forgot to put my e-mail address
Oh I forgot two things! If you want me to visit your site and link you then just send me an e-mail. Which is the second thing. I forgot to mention my e-mail before. It is clarissary@hotmail.com . Oh damn it I gotta go, I am feeling DAMN horny. I need a boyfriend :-( Perhaps I could use this site to look for one, hahaha. I'm getting as bad as Bencey!
05-25-2000 : sifl and olly
I love sifl and olly, i wish they'd put them back on MTV some more. My favorite is definitely sifl (the white one) i think!
Another thing.. should I get a webcam? They sound really cool.
05-25-2000 : I do enjoy other sites too
There are lots of cool people on the web, and on IRC, where I've met them. I sometimes hang out in #teen on EFNet. i don't know why, they're a bit childish. ANYWAY, i'm going off my point!! There are a few sites I like reading all of the time. I really like reading Jon Bences page, he's a cutie but stop being so desperate! I hope he links me sometime because i really think he's got a good page. Sorry for calling you desperate ;-)
Thanks to bences page i found lots of other great sites and this whole scene called e/n. e/n is just lots of pages where people contribute 'posts' to. it's really cool. Other than Bence, I have found and really enjoy reading Stile , apt103 , eviloliver and thedaytoday . they all make me laugh.
05-24-2000 : argggggg
A day without an update, see, I'm being bad just after launching the site. Useless aren't I. I was at work today (I work as a hairdresser in my moms salon by the way) and I was talking with some of the other girls. it was really funny though, we were all talking about when we lost our virginity (we're silly girls) and two girls there said they were still virgins and they're 17! That really surprised me because in north hollywood at least, everyones been doing it during high school (not in the actual school!!).
I lost mine when I was 14, but I won't go into it today, I want to build up this page some more before I get into anything like that!! I'm not a total exhibitionist you know!
05-22-2000 : My piccy :-)
When me and my exboyfriend were together, we used to go yachting (my dad lets me borrow it) a little way into the pacific. I won't tell you what we did out there (!!!) but he used to take a few pictures of me (nothing too rude, before you ask!). I might put them up in future, but I do have a mugshot at the moment.
As you can see, it's just the same pic I used at the top left of the page! Sorry for any disappointment.
05-22-2000 : Yay! Clarissa hits the Web!
Yay! I'm on the web. it's time to celebrate. clarissa is upon all of you. unfortunately there's probably hardly anyone reading me :-( What can I do to get more people here? I know I'm going to love having my own Web site. I can put up some of my more 'naughty' pictures, hehe.
Okay, perhaps you want to know more about me. Well, I'm 19 years old and live in North Hollywood, CA. I still live with my parents :-( but no doubt one day the right man will come along! I split up with my last boyfriend a month ago, and I've been lonely :-( which helped me get on with this site!!!!! please let everyone know about me, and perhaps I'll put up some things for you to enjoy ;-)
Thanks
I'd like to say thanks to my parents. Without my parents I'd really be lost (and not even born, to tell the truth). They've given me so much support. Thanks for letting me borrow the yacht, dad! (I doubt they'll ever read this anyway..) A big thanks to Macromedia too for the wonderful Dreamweaver which I'm using now. Also, a big thanks to Angelfire for hosting me. I'd also say a big thanks to my friends, but I won't do a big list now because I doubt they'll be reading.. I'm not giving them the link to here yet anyway!!!
Links!
Jon Bence (one of my fave pages)
Stile Project (sick but fun - hehe)
TheDayToday.com I might be posting here soon (!!!!!)
EvilOliver (They're great)
women.com (i love reading this site)
The Vital Stats!
Age: 19 (birthday is 5th March)
Location: North Hollywood!! (I love going to the beach or on the boat)
Boyfriend: Not this week!
Quote of the week: from Bence..
you said: "whats wrong with porn?" I say : "absolutlely NOTHING" :-)
umm thats about it! if you can think of anything else, then e-mail me.