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How Well Do you Kow Our Posters??.. Once A Month I will give you small Hints on a memeber of our Newsgroup..If you Think you Know who this person Is Please Post your Answer in the Kentucky NewsGroup !! This Months Hint: This person Is a Bingo Fanatic. At one time in their Lives they use to talk to Their Food! Let's see who all guesses this person. Jokes: Forrest Gump is wrong, Life is NOT like a box of chocolates, it's like a jar of jalapenos. you never know when it's going to burn your butt. Plastic Surgery A woman went to a plastic surgeon because she wanted bigger breasts. The doctor gave her the choice of either having expensive implant surgery or wearing a special bra. The doctor explained, "When you flap your arms up and down, the bra inflates." She chose the bra. The next day, she went to a dance club to try the new bra out. She saw an attractive mansitting at the end of the bar. She strolled over to flirt with him and flappedher arms at the same time to inflate the bra. On seeing her approach, he stood up, started flapping his knees together and said, "I see that we have the same doctor." YOU DO THE MATH: A professor of mathematics sent a fax to his wife: Dear Wife, You must realize that you are 54 years old, and I have certain needs which you are no longer able to satisfy. I am otherwise happy with you as a wife, and sincerely hope you will not be hurt or offended to learn that by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Grand Hotel with my 18-year-old teaching assistant. I'll be home before midnight. Your husband..... When he arrived at the hotel, there was a faxed letter waiting for him that read as follows: Dear Husband, You, too, are 54 years old and by the time you receive this letter, I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with the 18-year-old pool boy. Since you are a mathematician, you will appreciate that 18 goes into 54 more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, don't wait up. Your wife................... ~Sonja's Joke~ Is Brought To you By Sonja, If you have any questions Please Feel free to contact her Here MsBulter@webtv.net Disclaimer: All Graphics on this page was made and are owned by Angel They are NOT to be used In any Commerical usage. If for a Personal Homepage Please feel free to Use them. All other May Contact Angel at the Addy Above.Thank you. |