Scorben Quotes
Here we have a list of quotes from one of my teachers from last year. They're really not that funny unless you were in the class but they're here anyway. Ready? Here we go...
"They think that I hate them...it's not that I hate them, they just frustrate the heck out of me"
"What is this...what is this doing here?"
"I don't remember the sine of a minus b, so I don't expect u guys to either."
"substitututute"
"I promised myself I wouldn't do that to u guys our myself"
"Sometimes these things are in there"
"No, no, we can do this...watch"
"All these things, they go into my little bag of tricks, and when a test comes..."
"When are you free, Zak, when are you free?"
"Put it away please...Mike has it down his back"
"Sometimes I think you guys are like 'O, I don't know that' and chat-chat while I try to explain something"
"Come on...work with me"
"Steve, did u light up that little thing?"
"O..wait...did I get mixed up?...I did"
"I could be much more meaner if I wanna be"
"Sometimes these things get fuzzy"
"Hey, what do u got there?...put it away"
"Remember those things I taught u yesterday??? They're wrong"
"Are you gonna fill in that application for the cosmetology school?"
"I would never think about it"
"I'm just lost myself here"
"I went the wrong way, didn't I..."
"You mean here? This thing?"
"It took a little bit more than ten minutes, ladies"
"Talk to the hand"
"How do you do this thing?"
"I tangle myself all up over here"
"Hey, Joe, I think it's time to wake up now"
"We are doing 7.4. that's what your homework was on, which many of you didn't even do"
"Can we do it, at the end of the period, maybe...?"
"Zaaaaaaaak (gay tone), you're breaking rule number 2"
"I've been writing on a slant all day. This happens all the time."
"Lets just keep it like it is and just say that I messed up"
"Are you guys planning a big boo or something?"
"I'm just confused out of my mind"
"I unlocked it, literally"
"Let me take out my little thingy right here"
Francesco- "I'm having such a bad day today" Scorb- "yeah, so am I"
"All the candy, it's driving people nuts"
"wait, wait...are we still in the right place?"
Courtesy of Joe B.