The owner of this car certainly paid a lot of money to have it look like it was falling apart. Name one good thing about this car. You can't! Well, the white windshield wiper is a refreshing change from the usual yellow. That's the only positive thing I can say about it.
This car looks an awful lot like a new Hyundai Tiburon, which itself looks an awful lot like a Celica that melted. In Spanish, "Tiburon" means "shark". Does "Integra" mean "cross-eyed nurse shark" in Spanish?
Now that we've got the resemblance out of the way, it makes you wonder why someone would spend upwards of $20,000 (Integra + body kit + Krylon job + wire mesh for the scoop fillers + clear corner lamps) to end up looking (and probably performing due to all that extra weight) like a $15,000 Korean car?
Also, did the owner have to sell the center caps on his alloys to help pay for his "mods"? Or was that to help counteract the increased mass and drag from that hideous body kit? I also love how they took just enough time to make sure the body panels almost matched up evenly. That uneven-ness also applies to the paint. Especially in the section where the front fender meets the front clip.
Does that windshield banner turn pink when that car bounces over freeway expansion joints? I also love the adjustable rear wing, which increases the drag even further. Like the body parts (especially the non-functional side scoops) would even stay attached at speeds that would necessitate the downforce that that wing might create. I also love how the license plate blocks most of the front air inlet/scoop thingy.
