This is by far the most accessorized Neon I've ever seen. Ever!
Red steering wheel cover. Silver twin-blade "Euro-look" windshield wipers. Crazy pinstripes (on the hood!). And a big ol' bug deflector (don't want any pesky Junebug guts obscuring those pinstripes). Too bad there's no chain license plate frame.
And those assorted air fresheners hanging from the rear view mirror? They make the car smell classy (and cover up the pot odor, should this Neon's owner ever be pulled over for exceeding the pimp limit).
You know, with that bug deflector there, the front end now resembles the Pringles guy. Or am I as insane as my guidance counselor tells me?
That's an awful lot of chrome trim. This car makes even the owners of Impala lowriders jealous!
Okay, we got chrome tape stuff along the bottoms of the doors (the uneven-ness is pimp-style). Chrome wheel-well liners. At least they fit, which is more than I can say for a lot of cars I see with those. Giant all-the-way-to-the-windows door edge guards (You don't wanna ruin your doors when you're dinging someone else's, do you?). More crazy pinstripes on the trunk, doors, and B-pillar. Those are so precise and identical, that one might think they were adhesive-backed as opposed to hand-painted. Perish the thought! After all this, I have coined a new term: pimpstriping.
Nekkid chick emblems (another sign of pimpage). Three chrome cell phone antennas (You know, pimpin' ain't easy. Hell, I bet this guy drives with a secretary sitting shotgun to field his booty calls.) Alas, no chrome plastic 3-spoke wheelcovers with gray radial-drilled fake brake discs. One can only hope...
And, of course, Dodge Ram logo and Calvin pissing sticker on the rear window. But if you look closely at the trunk, you realize that this isn't a Dodge, but a Plymouth, which is puzzling, since that sticker's the Dodge symbol. Hmmm.... I guess the Plymouth sailboat thingy emblem wasn't as PiMp TyTe!
