
Yet another Civic with yellow crap on/in it. In this case, it's (but not limited to) the rear drums, front calipers, dash (makes those white-face gauges really easy to read), and the inside of the fart tip.
And we have the requisite wing, tint, and pink taillights. Hmm. The hood's open. Let's stroll 'round to the front to see what's under there....

Ooh! MaDd SpOnSeRz, yO! If these stickers are indeed manufacturers of parts actually on this car, then we can safely say it has a freer-flowing air filter (in the stock airbox) and a new ignition system (because of all the other serious mods done to it, like yellow spark plug wires). Speaking of yellow, there's an awful lot of yellow in there. Let's take a closer look, shall we?

Oh my! Here we see the requisite yellow mono-wiper, crappy yellow Stryper job on the air box, and a whole buncha yellow hose covers. Oddly enough, the dipstick is now harder to find, because the yellow handle no longer contrasts with the rest of the engine.
Speaking of engines, what's this? 1.6 SHOC?! What's SHOC? this new technology that surpasses the crappy old SOHC (single overhead cam) engine? Must be, since it obviously has no need whatsoever for VTEC.