Just imagine that car in the daytime, with the sun getting to it. And maybe it's getting too humid in there, so the owner opens the windows. Only, this is on the highway, and he's right in front of you. And you're in a convertible! Never before have you tested your brakes, turn signals, electric top button, steering wheel, and windshield wipers all at once like that.
Or how about this? As a college prank, you put on a poncho and rubber gloves and steal it! Then you proceed to park it in front of an auto detailing shop, toss some kid working there the keys, and say "I'll be back in an hour."
This thing scares me. Not so much that it is a dumpster on wheels, but the fact that this pile will eventually be back on the used car market, and you have to wonder how many other cars are in this shape at one time before you get ahold of them.
And last, but not least, I am just imagining the owner's appearance. If I was a tad less timid, I might have stuck around to take a picture of the owner too, just to compare how one's car reflects their personality. If this car is any guage, then the owner can be fairly described as "YUUUUCCCCCKKKK!"
