This is a stock-appearing Celica ST at first, but if you look at it long enough, you realize it's a high-speed machine. Because only "import dragsters" run with steel wheels on the front and alloys in the rear. And it has slicks mounted on the front wheels (well, they're actually old bald tires, but are still kinda like slicks, since they have no tread). I bet that car's really fun to drive in the rain.
But what are those on the rear? Pontiac wheels? They said Pontiac right on them. Could this be some sort of external clue of hybrid power? Could this car have a Sunbird engine under the hood? If so, then look out!
I peered inside this car and what did I see? An automatic shift knob and baby seat. I guess I'd want to get home as soon as possible if my kid needed a changing really bad, too. And I'd be too preoccupied with cranking the windows down and pinching my nose to shift gears. And what better way to swiftly transport a stinky baby than in a Pontiac Celica dragster? Well, not in the rain, anyways.
