This picture still makes me laugh. This was taken at a car show. The interior was in show-condition (meaning extremely dirty, and I think there was a full laundry hamper on the passenger seat). And those guys sitting in front of the car were "guards" or something, so I couldn't get a good picture of the front. But the front end treatment included gauze (yes gauze!) hot-glued to the front of the hood. And I thought chicken wire was low-budget.
Now to talk about what you actually can see in this picture. Of course the wing is the most noticeable part of the car. Did they paint the car that god-awful color, decide it wasn't ugly enough, and added the wing? Or did they re-primer that potato peeler to make it stand out more?
Love the tint job. Was it done purposely like that so you can see how translucent the glass used to be when the rear windows are cracked? And we all know how all race cars (who else would need a wing that big and ugly?) have big heavy chrome ghetto wheels. See, the weight pushes more tire against the ground, increasing the contact patch and allowing this econo-monster to put maximum power to the ground!
Speaking of power, that power (which I just cannot comprehend at this moment) is boosted by the chrome fart tube, which gives that econo-monster the Mustang driver-scaring snarl it so deserves. And that snarl sounds even better when the gears are being shifted super-fast, thanks to the 3-speed automatic transmission. No clutch means no wasted power in between shifts.
