What If?

Mr.Cobblestones ponders

• What If? I had a seeing-eye boy named Hadjii and when he gets frightened he would hide in my pants What If? olives could move and talk and What If? I were to mate Hadjii and the olive and What If? their offspring the olive boy lit himself on fire and jumped out of a moving automobile. What If?

Steve ponders

• What If? you were to shutup and what if? I were to defecate on your walls. What If?I were to force feed you my fecies?What if?