Signs of the Apocalypse

As we all know the cows plot our eventual downfall. Even as we speak the warning signs are there. Below is a list i have compiled for your easy reference so that you too can see the dangers aproaching. ."><

• Rise of the mullet
• Brittney spears called the voice of a generation
• The end of teenage rebellion
• The rise of boy bands
• Reality shows. Don't people watch tv to escape reality???? Its amazing what can pass as entertainment now adays.
• Emo
• McDonalds
• Back Street Boys burger king toys
• Ebonics is now a seperate language
• The paper shredder(How goddamn lazy are people when they can't shred their own paper?)
• The publication of "Ode To the Ceiling Fan"
• Soy. They can make soy into almost everything. it just isnt right.... ::shudders::
• GEORGE W. BUSH IS PRESIDENT
• The president almost died, because he was choking on a pretzel...... I am at a loss for words...
• Jhonen Vasquez, author of Johnny the homicidal Maniac, has his own childrens show Invader Zim (not that i have any objections to this)
• A picture of GhostFace Killa from the Wu Tang clan is in my college anthropology text book.
• They now put warnings on bags of Peanuts that say: "Warning, contains nuts"
• Avril Levigne
• That stupid All American Rejects song.I hate that crap.
• Freedom Fries

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