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1. FUNNY how a $100 bill "looks" so big when you take it to church, but so
small when you take it to the mall.
2. FUNNY how long it takes to serve God for an hour, but how quickly a
team plays 60 minutes of basketball.
3. FUNNY how long a couple of hours spent at church are, but how short
they are when watching a movie.
4. FUNNY how we can't think of anything to say when we pray, but don't
have difficulty thinking of things to talk about to a friend.
5. FUNNY how we get thrilled when a baseball game goes into extra
innings, but we complain when a sermon is longer than the regular time.
6. FUNNY how hard it is to read a chapter in the Bible, but how easy it
is to read 100 pages of a best selling novel.
7. FUNNY how people want to get a front seat at any game or concert, but
scramble to get a back seat at church services.
8. FUNNY how we need two or three weeks' advance notice to fit a church event
into our schedule, but can adjust our schedule for other events at
the last moment.
9. FUNNY how hard it is for people to learn a simple gospel well enough
to tell others, but how simple it is for the same people to understand and
repeat gossip.
10. FUNNY how we believe what the newspaper say, but question what the
Bible says.
11. FUNNY how everyone wants to go to heaven provided they do not have to
believe, or think, or say, or do anything.
12. FUNNY how you can send a thousand 'jokes' through email and they
spread like wildfire, but when you start sending
messages regarding the Lord, people think twice about sharing.
13. FUNNY, ISN'T IT? Are you laughing? Are you thinking? Spread the Word and
give thanks to the Lord for He is good.
14. FUNNY isn't it when you go to forward this message how many on your
list are not receiving it because you're not sure they believe in anything?
(This was forwarded to me by a friend)
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He who has the Son has life; he who does not have the Son
of God does not have life. These things I have written to you who believe in the name of
the Son of God, that you may know that you have eternal life, and that you may continue
to believe in the name of the Son of God.
