Issue #1 (3/22/00)
Better Living Through the
New York Times
(3/29/00)
Why Dichotomy? (4/03/00)
Fireman Jimmy and the Fifth Teletubby (4/12/00)
The Dream of the Wayward Nuns (4/19/00)
Mt. Savage Stoker (4/26/00)
Missing Persons v. Berlin (5/3/00)
Call Me ‘Dude’ Again and See If You Get a Balloon (5/10/00)
How to Build a Gas Grill (5/19/00)
Keep Reachin’ For The Stars (5/26/00)
Ode to Phoenixville (6/02/00)
Philatelic Love (6/09/00)
The Last Stamp (6/16/00)
This Is The Good Stuff (Thanks for the title, Jimmy!) (6/23/00)
My Favorite Dads (6/30/00)
Honeymoon With The Dead (7/7/00)
Dead Presidents and the Men Who Love Them (7/14/00)
Searching for Buchanan (7/21/00)
Memories of Live Aid, Revisited (7/28/00)
My Favorite Republican (8/04/00)
The Day Don Knotts Came To Work (8/11/00)
Wayne Newton: Cooler and Stranger Than You Think (8/18/00)
The Great Stationery Closet Robbery of 1979 (8/25/00)
How to Be Assertive (9/1/00)
Be Still (9/8/00)
Be Loud (9/15/00)
The Fans Are Spinning Like Porcupines (#26 9/22/00)
I Partied With The Fixx (#27 9/29/00)
I Dream of Duchovny (#28 10/06/00)
Life On The Murmur Trestle (Part 1—The 1980s) (#29 10/13/00)
*This installment is MISSING* (sorry!) (#30 10/20/00)
Leafblowers Are For Pansies (#31 11/5/00)
Election Day 2000 (An Open Letter to My Pre-School Son) (#32 11/17/00)
Life On The Murmur Trestle (Part 2—The 1990s) (#33 11/27/00)
Shameless Self-Promotion and Other Random Thoughts (#34 12/08/00)
Knights In Service to Santa (A Rock'n'Roll Christmas Fable)(#35 12/15/00)
Happy Birthday,Merry Christmas,and Happy New Year (#36 01/06/01)
Sparkle City Memories (#37 01/12/01)
Emi-who? (#38 01/20/01)
"Is he strong? Listen, bud..." (#39 01/26/01)
My Goofy Poem and How I Wrote It (#40 02/02/01)
A Stunning Revelation (#41 02/11/01)
Pop Music for Grownups (#42 02/17/01)
Live From Our Family Room! The 43rd Annual Grammy Awards! (#43 02/25/01)
WEATHER!!! (#44 03/05/01)
My Back Pages, Part 1: The Del Rubio Triplets(#45 03/22/01)
Does Anyone Remember Laughter? My Brief Career in Standup Comedy (#46 04/23/01)
Better Living Through Bunchism (#47 05/07/01)
Why I Laughed In Music Class (A 500-Word Composition) (#48 05/23/01)
Has Anyone Seen My Groove? (Where's That Confounded Groove?) (#49 06/09/01)
Bob's Clues (#50 06/21/01)
The Moment Before Everything Changed (#51 06/29/01)
3:15 a.m. Somewhere In America (They Might Be Twin Peaks) (# 52 07/13/01)
Sitting Around and Listening to Van Halen (# 53 08/18/01)
Road Trip to the Mecca of NASCAR by Ann Wilhelm (# 54 08/24/01)
Volkswagen Memories by Nicole Baldini (# 55 08/31/01)
The Adventures of Hugh Grant by Steve Gray and Mike Fisher (# 56 09/09/01)
September 11,2001 (# 57 09/14/01)
Sadness and Hope by Tony Fusco (# 58 09/21/01)
Hangin' Around the Depository (Dallas 1993) (#60 10/18/01)
"Cheer Camp or 84 Hourse and 17 Minutes in the 9th Circle of Hell" by Trish Valenteen (#61 11/20/01)
A Fishy Cinderella Story (Featuring Superheroes!) Part 1 (#62 11/30/01)
Elvis and Bowie: Astonishing Coincidences! (#63 01/06/02)
I've Changed The Way I Part My Hair (#64 01/27/02)
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