Becoming A SEX Machine

You too can enjoy the many wonders of being cool. It's really not that hard. Heck, with our help, you'll be turning heads in no time...

Top 10 Acts of a Cool Guy/Chick
1. Let that which does not matter truly slide (Fight Club)
2. Set aside chill time for yourself
3. Exploit primal instincts such as desires to destroy/create, make sweet love, etc.
4. Meet new friends and ditch any idiots in your current circle (if you don't know any idiots, then kudos to you!!!)
5. Learn a secret form of communication between yourself and a close friend (helps around the opposite sex)
6. Play a musical instrument-guitar is our favorite, what's yours?
7. Go to Europe, trust me, it rules
8. Decorate your room in a fashion of inexplicable chaos and color, a perfect blend of madness and art
9. Become a master at pleasing your lover :-)
10. Understand that sometimes, accidents happen, and clowns die too.