We've all been at that point where there is nothing at all to do. However, you don't have to just stand around, holding your manhood, or lack thereof. With just a few creative ideas, you can be on the floor, lauging your @ss off or running away from any adults/cops/enemies/witnesses. Have fun.

Walk around or stand in front of a busy area and offer people peanut butter or some other weird food. I guarantee you will get a lot of weird looks.

Call up people from the classified ads and accuse them of stealing the stuff they are trying to sell

Look around town for a person named "Samson," and have a long conversation with him

Walk around with some friends dressed like pimps, clowns, or in togas

Go online and ask random people to join "The Chicken Society," a fake organization dedicated to the destruction of chickens. Send people to their website at www.homestead.com/chickensociety/main.html

Turn the volume off on any home improvement shows or any foreign movies, and make up your own words for them

Make p0rn movies with someone from the opposite sex. Make sure you have really cheesy lines, such as:"Pizza man." "But I didn't order any pizza!" (*wink*) (start really bad p0rn music)

Get someone of the opposite sex to smoke a clove cigarette, and then kiss them. Their lips will taste sweet.


Remember that if these ideas still fail, there's nothing wrong with standing around, holding your manhood. Just remember moderation.....Or you'll go blind