Disclaimer: I am required by my Liberal Masters to mock Ted incessnantly til the end of time, so please don't think I don't appreciate Ted. To quote Maddi, "I make fun of people because its fun, not because I hate them."

Ted's best post ever:

Dittos!

Ted the Cruel

Nah, just kiddin'. Heres the real one:

How tolerant of you.

Ted the Cruel

LOLOLOLOLOLOL.... Okay, no more kiddin' around, here it is, Ted's bestest post:

I'm about as heterosexual as they come and...

Ted the Cruel