The Neutrodyne Collection of Lookalike Fakes

Laura had, Then Lost New Advertiser

A man planning to open a big chain of copy shops nationwide was all ready to buy some big advertizing on Laura's shows, but in the middle of negotiations, Laura threw Jacob Winkerbean out of her studio. She had discovered the chain of copy shops was going to be called:

LOOKALIKE JAKE'S!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura Almost Converts Again!

The buzz is that Laura saw a TV show about a famous revivalist church where deadly reptiles are routinely handled. This practice so fascinated her that she was all ready to convert to this church until there was a report on a news magazine that exposed the fact they used non-poisonous and actual rubber reptiles in making the show. Laura narrowly escaped:

BEING FOOLED BY A BATCH OF LOOKALIKE SNAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura Wrecks her Car!

Thank Goodness she wasn't hurt, but luckily she hit a vinyl fence and not some solid steel thing! Poor Laura had gone to a cut rate Mercedes repair shop to new pads and callipers put on. This cut rate shop used bootleg imitation Mercedes parts from North Korea and they didn't work when Laura needed them! She had been victimised once again by:

SHODDY LOOKALIKE BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura at Mickey D's

Laura went to McDonalds' to sniff cheeseburgers & drool a while back and to avoid attracting attention, she started reading the big Nutritional Information poster on the wall. She was completely taken by surprise to discover The McFlurry contains no real milk! She completely lost it and started yelling like a crazed weazel:

'LEW! LEW! McDONALD'S IS FULL OF BOGUS LOOKALIKE SHAKES!!!!!!!!"

Laura Ticked over Twinkies

During one of her midnight raids on the kitchen, Laura got an awful shock. Due to a packaging error at the plant, there was one strawberry flavoerd Twinkie in the 24 pack she wolfed down in the dark. She didn't notice until she turned on the bathroom light and was traumatized by the pink color. Fearing she was hemoraging internally, she started vibrating like a carp out of water and had Lew call 911 and the lawyers. Poor Laura! Such a price to pay for:

"MISLABELED LOOKALIKE CAKES!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kevin Bellows Demoted

Laura busted Keven back down to Flunkie Second Class this week, when Laura found out she had missed several critical messages from her Warriors when Keven installed a discount store plain paper machine in place of the worn out, obsolete thermal paper system Laura had bought years ago. Who knows how many critical calls to action were left floating lost in the ether by a:

"NO NAME LOOKALIKE FAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Laura's TV Blows Up!

The other day, Lew was trying to fix Laura's TV set, so the bubbles on her video aquarium would look right. He called her at the studio and asked that she pick up some resin core solder on the way home. She went to a hardware store and purchased a roll. Lew fixed the set and it was fine for a few weeks, but it turns out she had bought acid core solder which eventually ate away at some connections and caused the set to burst into flames! Poor Laura! Once again she's the victim of:

A LOOKALIKE FLUX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura Scammed by TV

Laura was watching wrestling with the sound down while "writing" and was over an hour into the show when she noticed the commercials were all in spanish. She thought she had been watching the WWF, but instead she was watching an old Mexcian wrestling movie on a Spanish language channel! Laura had been:

FOOLED BY A LOOKALIKE FRICAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Laura has Been Burgled!

I just heard Laura went to eat her dinner last night and noticed somethiung strange about the silverware! Soon she was pawing frantically through the drawers, examining each utensil. There was soon no doubt that someone had broken into the house and substituted cheap silverplate for her lovely sterling silver! Yes, freinds, Laura has become the victim of:

A DRAWER FULL OF LOOKALIKE FORKS!!!!!!!!