What if the Greatest Movies of all time, (and the not so greatest movies) had been about... Buttplugs?
Actually, after Hitchcock, I think we could make a killing on the Bond series. The possibilities are, well, exciting.
Dr. Buttplug
From Russia With A Buttplug
Goldbuttplug
Thunderplug
You Only Buttplug Twice
On Her Majesty's Secret Buttplug
Buttplugs Are Forever
Buttplug and Let Die
The Man with the Golden Buttplug
The Buttplug Who Loved Me
Moonbuttplug
For Your Buttplug Only
Octopluggy
A View to a Buttplug
The Living Buttplugs
Licence to Buttplug
Goldenplug
Tomorrow Never Buttplugs and the eagerly anticipated.....
The Buttplug is Not Enough.
Lord dk the Courteous
Shaken but not stirred at the thought
"Buttplug. James Buttplug."
How about "The Good, the Bad and the Buttplug"?
Or "2001 Anal Invaders"?
Or "Clockwork Buttplugs"? ~Bushman
When Harry Met The Buttplug?
How Green Is My Buttplug?
20,000 Buttplugs Under the Sea?
Ever seen Deniro in "Buttplug Driver?"
Clint Eastwood in "Dirty Buttplug?"
Arsenic and Old Buttplugs? ~Cleo
The Buttplugs of Wrath
Abbott and Costello Meet the Buttplug
And just for Kinbote; Ocean's Eleven Buttplugs ~Dr. Charlie
I thought of some more while washing dishes.
12 Angry Buttplugs
All the President's Buttplugs
The Longest Buttplug--starring Burt Reynolds
A Buttplug Named Desire
The Great Buttplug Robbery --a classic from the silent era
The Maltese Buttplug ---"It's the stuff that dreams are made of."
Night of the Living Buttplugs
Shoot, I forgot ...
Dances with Buttplugs
Dr. Charlie
Who's had just about enough of Kevin Costner
Dr. Strangelove (or How I Learned to stop Worrying and Love the Buttplug)
A Fistful of Buttplugs
The role he was born to play - Jim Carrey is "The Buttplug"
Attack of the Killer Buttplugs
Natural Born Buttplugs
Three Men and a Buttplug
Buttplugs on Broadway
To Sir, with Buttplugs
Buttplugs of Fire (ouch)
The Magnificent Buttplugs The Flying Buttplugs
The Magnificent, Flying, Flaming Buttplugs (okay, I made that one up.)
this is Lawrence, pulling the plug...
Behind the Green Buttplug
Deep Buttplug
Debbie Does Buttplugs
Gary
Remaining in character...
Paint your Buttplug
Buttplug Scout and Cathouse Thursday (Am I remembering that right?)
Buttplug Ballou
Cat on a Hot Tin Buttplug (need I say "ouch"?)
Cyn
Close Encounters of the Buttplug Kind
A Boy and his Buttplug
Beneath the Planet of the Buttplugs
Marlon Brando in Buttplugs Now!
Lawrence
buttplugs til your bored, open 24/7
I swore I wasn't going to enter this thread, but it has become just too silly... and funny.
How about Fried Green Buttplugs?
Fabbabs
You know, when you think of buttplugs, Hugh Grant comes to mind.
Four Buttplugs and a Funeral
An Awfully Big Buttplug
The Englishman Who Went Up A Hill But Came Down A Buttplug
Nine Buttplugs
Buttplugs and Sensibility
Mickey Blue Buttplugs
-gk
And then there's the 80's ..
Ferris Buttplug's Day Off
Fast Times at Buttplug High
The Breakfast Buttplug
Dirty Buttplugs
Flashplug
The Karate Buttplug
Pretty In Buttplugs
St. Elmo's Buttplug
Buttplug 2: Electric Boogaloo
Back to the Buttplug
Peewee's Big Buttplug
- gk
Milking this buttplug thread for all it's worth
And the 70s...
Close Encounters of the Buttplug Kind
The Electric Buttplug
Buttplug Driver
Beyond the Valley of the Buttplugs
The Discreet Charm of the Buttplug
and the 40s...
Casabuttplug
Citizen Buttplug
and the 30s...
Gone With the Buttplug ~Dr.John
You forgot some 80's & 90's:
"National Lampoon's Buttplug House"
"National Lampoon's Summer Buttplug"
"National Lampoons' Christmas Buttplug"
"The Buttplug Brothers"
"Ghost Pluggers"
"Continental Buttplug"
"19Buttplug42"
"Pink Buttplugs"
"Buttplug Problems"
"Sid and Buttplug"(AKA "Buttplug and Nancy")
"I Was a Buttplug for the FBI" (in B&W)
"Buttplug Net"(in B&W)
"Revenge of the Killer Buttplugs"
"Buttplug Juice"
"The Buttplug of Notre Dame" Starring Lou Holtz!
Neutrodyne
Still working on a script for "Bela Lugosi Meets A Brooklyn Buttplug" Appearing here in "The Buttplug Thread That Wouldn't Die!"
Do you think we would still be using the phrase, "Love means never having to say you're sorry," if the movie was entitled "Butt Plug Story?"
Would Al Pacino have jumped at the opportunity to play the lead in "Scent of a Butt Plug?" (Wait a sec, have to check the gag reflex here.)
What direction would Julia Roberts' career have taken had she starred in "Pretty Butt Plug?"
What are the chances of a sequel to "Butt Plugs of Endearment?"
How many dry eyes in the house during the closing music of "Officer and a Butt Plug?"
Finally (mercifully), can anyone visualize Weezy in "Steel Butt Plugs?"
BTW, though I can imagine what one of these contraptions might look like, I don't really know, and it will please me to no end (ahem) if I am never enlightened.
Fabbabs the outsider who just won't cave.
Spielberg:
Close Encounters of the Buttplug
Kind Raiders of the Last Arse
Say, Annette, why don't we hit the beach and play
Beach Blanket Buttplug
And finally, dedicated to Ted:
I Was a Teenage Buttplug
Dr. Hell "When correctly viewed, EVERYTHING is lewd" Toupee
Master Baiter High Councilor of the New Usenet Order
A Buttplug is Born
Buttplug Story-a computer animation
The Buttplug Maker-starring Jane Fonda
The Texas Buttplug Masacre-based on a true story, really
Buttplug on Elm Street
Gentlemen Prefer Buttplugs
Everything You Always wanted to Know about Buttplugs( but were afraid to ask)
The Blair Buttplug Project- those close-ups'll scare ya
and finally, The Buttplug Thread That would not Die.
~Cyn
No MPAA Rating...
The Cook, the Thief, His Wife and Her Buttplug
Cheers, Dr. John
I forgot about the sequel to my all-time favorite film "My Dinner With Andre",
My Dinner With A Buttplug.
Brother Enigma
I'm sorry, but I keep thinking of these. I know I should stop, but I can't:
The Unbearable Lightness of Buttplugs.
-gk
Here's my last one:
The Knute Rockne Buttplug Story ---with Ronald Reagan's unforgettable line, "Insert one for the Gipper, boys!"
Dr. "All Quiet on the Buttplug Front" Charlie