Would you watch her on TV?

I would not watch it in a house. I would not watch it with my spouse. Goodaleporter I would not watch the show on Mondays. I would not watch it in my undies. Soylent Green
	I`d watch it if she got more bitchy I`d watch it for a 6 pack of Mickey`s! Brother Enigma I'd not watch it in my Mazeratti, Unless ordered to by the Illuminati. Brien
I would not watch it for a hummer I would not watch it it's a bummer Andrés A Hummer's worth $100K..... I might just watch it for one day. Neutrodyne
	I will not watch at 3AM For even I am sleeping then! Neutrodyne I would not watch it in the dark; I rather would go out and park. Ellen
I would not watch it while at work. I do not want that as a perk. chas I would not, could not, with a goat. not on a plane or in a boat Lawrence
	I would not watch it for ten bucks I would not, could not, for it sucks Not in my house! Not in my car! But I have a game we can play in a bar... Maddi Hausmann Sojourner I can not watch it near or far, I'd rather dip my head in tar. Lawrence
I would not watch that evil neck, for a hundred dollar check. I would not watch that horsey grin, without a bottle of gin. Gary The show is doomed, the show sucks wind It's doomed I say, it nears it's end! k
	Skip the show if you are a detractor. Toss the show into the food compactor. Eric da Red I would not watch it even in jest Unless I'm at the proctologist. Brien
Watching it would make me sick I'd rather do a penis trick I cannot stand that woman's ilk Unless they offer to pour my milk Now I'm mocking Deryk's shame but his mother is to blame Rev. Dr. Tim Hill I would not watch it in a tree. I would not watch it under ghee. Eric da Red
	We would not watch it if you made us. We would not watch it on hiatus. Mitch I will not miss it when it's gone. I can not watch if it's not on! gk
That Laura Liar! That Laura Liar! I do not like that Laura Liar! Do you like my Laura show? I do not like it, it is so. Will you watch me here or there? I will not watch it here or there. I will not watch it anywhere! Would you watch me after Oprah? I would sooner kiss a cobra. Would you watch me late at night? I'd rather get a tiger bite. Would you watch it on VCR? No, just hit me with my car. Would you like it on digital cable? No I wouldn't. The host's unstable.
	Would you watch me in a traffic jam? Watch me! Watch me! Here I am! I would not watch while stuck in traffic Your TV show is comi-tragic I would not watch you on a dare I would not watch your bouffed-up hair I would not watch you sedate your guests I'd rather sleep in viper nests I would not, could not hear you laugh I sure don't want your autograph Would you listen to me sing? My voice coach says it's quite something! I would not, could not, hear you sing My ears prefer a boxing ring I would not listen to you screech With human voices, your contract's breach I would not listen to you croon Instead gag yourself with a spoon I would not hear you karaoke I'd sooner spend years in the pokey I would not go to your recital I'd prefer to remove all organs vital
Would you call my radio show? That one's going strong, you know I would not, could not, call your show The sponsors will not pay you dough The stations move you from here to there You're no longer heard most anywhere Your screener's bored from lack of calls She's testy, rude, and climbs the walls No one wants to talk to you Because you're such a wicked shrew Finally the end is near Both shows will die, and you're in tears We're waiting for an on-air snap Your other listeners took a nap I do not like your Laura show It is nuked, enjoy the glow The Rev. Dr. Seuss Okay, not really Maddi Hausmann Sojourner
Saaaaay! I do so love this artd-l It is not a Hole of Hell It makes me laugh It makes me giggle Sometimes even makes me wiggle. I would read it with a Saint And I would read it with an ape In any town, in any state. I could read it while I melt, Getting rained on in the Bible Belt. I would read it here or there, I would read it anywhere. I do so love this Hole of Hell. Thankyou, thankyou, artd-l! Cyn