Illuminating..., Various Artists

Neut:

I thought Illuminati was an Italian restaurant in Chicago. Oh wait, that's Lou Malnoitti's. Carry on...

TJ:

I thought Illuminati were those choir boys who had pre-puberty surgery. Oh wait, those were the castrati. Carry on...

Brien :

I was recently invited by them to a big party at my High School. Oh wait, those were alumni. Carry on...

Dr. Charlie:

I thought Illuminati was a fast European car. Oh wait, that's Maserati. Carry on...

Georgann:

I thought Illuminati was the brand of chandelier bulbs used exclusively in Leona Helmsley's hotel chain. Oh wait, that's just a little snobby. Carry on....

Cleo:

You're all wrong. Illuminati is my very favorite of Italian dinners: stuffed pasta tubes with delicate cookies for dessert. Oh wait, that's Manicotti and Biscotti. Carry on...

Lawrence:

People! people. Illuminati is that great Tenor who's made opera singers hip again. Oh wait, that Pavarotti. Carry on...

 

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