wouldnt it be bad to go to sleep and wake up dead?
~Hell while watching Titanic~
we want some puerqo chopado
~Olga while trying to say Pork Chops in spanish~
La fitness
~Karen reading sign that said L.A. Fitness in Cal.~
Pablo my best friend's imaginary accent
~Me while trying to say friend instead of accent~
Dont run at me with sissors you can barely walk!
~Jay yelling at Hell~
I'm on Crackhead
~Hell, what she wrote on a piece of paper and actually stuck on herself~
Do you have your toothbrush? Clothes? Lion?
~My mom, making sure I brought everything I need for the week. and we wonder where I get it from~
Phil:blow me where the pampers is
US: what?
Phil: blow me where the pampers is
US: WHAT PHIL?
Phil: I said can you show me where the Campus is
~Phil in the bus on our way back from six flags~
Amanda: Can you swim?
Me: sorta, but I forgot how to breathe under water
Amanda: what?! we dont breathe under water. What are you?! Ocean girl?!
~Me on the phone with Amanda~
The face without a milk carton
~Amanda, what she was trying to say:
The face on the Milk carton~
Do ears tan?
~me~
You know, the song with the garbage...you know, knock on the gate and open up the fence
~Amada on Open the Gate by No Doubt~
Hey it's Micheal Jackson! he's black there! How can he be black and white?
~Georgie, my little brother contemplating on Thriller~
White men say, only fools rush in
~Amanda, singing fools rush in
(Original lyics: WISE men say, only fools rush in)
Look guys, I have a hole in my head!
~Lizzy talkin about the dent in her hair caused by ponytail~
ME:Do you know who Walter Kronkite is?
Dany: What?! Walter Bronchitis???
~After school asking about W.K.~
magenta, say it with me, ma-gen-ta
