Now I know how much of a drag "quotes and lyrics" pages are on most websites, but I hope you enjoy mine.

Victor Borge: "Laughter is the shortest distance between two people." Steven Wright: "If God dropped acid, would he see people?" David Brower: "All technology should be assumed guilty until proven innocent." John Lennon: "We're more popular than Jesus now; I dont know which will go first; rock 'n' roll or Christianity." Woody Allen: "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying." "To you I'm an atheist but to God, I'm the loyal opposition." Lin Yutang: "If you can spend a perfectly useless afternoon in a perfectly useless manner, you have learned how to live." Harlan Ellison: "The two most abundant things in the universe are Hydrogren and stupidity." Alexander Solzhenitsyn: "You only have power over people so long as you don't take everything away from them. But when you've robbed a man of everything, he's no longer in your power - he's free again." Emily Dickenson: Hope is the thing with feathers That perches in the soul And sings the tune without the words And never stops at all. And sweetest in the gale is heard; And sore must be the storm That could abash the little bird That kept so many warm. I've heard it in the chilest land And on the strangest sea, Yet never in extremity It asked a crumb of me. - Albert Einstein: "Each of us visits this Earth involuntarily, and without an invitation. For me, it is enough to wonder at the secrets." Walter Bagehot: "The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do." John Russell: "Sanity calms, but madness is more interesting." Oscar Wilde: "Selfishness is not living as one wishes to live. It is asking other people to live as one wishes to live." Chinese Proverb: "When you drink the water, remember the spring." Plato: "You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation."