I am like the penguin on a bobsled in the congested microtropolis known as the arabian desert..my feathers are far too gone.
This leaves only the unreaped actions to burden your pineapple
I just gave the granpa in the pool a fire axe and i got a dark axe back, so you can't win.
A stout purple toga wearing hedgehog tells me all the secrets of the universe
Welp, i am in the thinking of eatin some mac n cheese... and passin out if i please... all with the greatest of ease..drummin on my knees...talkin some sleeze...shootin some peas...stealin from bees...
My mind is flickering like a saturated lightbuld... the problem... even if the plug is pulled, the damn thing won't turn off.
If the negative molecule of a lituanian caribou is enept of the differential prospect that a slug is an all-knowing invertabrate with cosmic powers, it will result in the prosperity of a small third world country..
Success isn't measured in the amount of beavers you can sculpt, but the quality of them
If the next wave of phycopathic gophers make contact with a good fortuned traveling tuna merchant, the unit circle will begin to rotate in a counterclockwise motion making the fabric of time eliptical to the parrallel universes that forsees its cucumber pastries.
Your a bad man... GO BUTTERCUP!! *sssssssss!*
The next president of Eastside Florida's fruit district will be...Carlos Maria Havanna Sanchez III (and 3/4).....Jr.
Ignorance is in the eye of the one who told her
Damn college loans....I am under no obligation to repay the naked chinchilla.
*Overheard between two parents arguing that their daughter wasn't...ya know... in the closet at a party* "...so, what did you think she was doing??? knitting a blanket?!" "well, yes, she has always been good with her hands"
stevo: kriikey mate!!! its a one o those double breasted woofel bats!! oooooooo... stevo: its a rare...easy sadie....its a rare occasion to see on in its natural habitat... stevo: your okaay mate, your okaay, i'm not guona hurt ya... stevo: now heres me wife...ah..well, she can't be here right now, she got ina fight with a wallaby and lost er left earlobe, so shes unable ta be with us... stevo: but me ol' pal Sadie wants 2 tear this "walker", what we call e double breasted woofle bat in the bush, like spandex on a hippos ass, so i'd better head home...
...........steve on speed
YAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUBBBBBBBBBLLLLLLLLLLLAAAPH! ............any questions??
I am Bob the Opressor, now bow down before the salmon you tuna.
The person who invented prune juice should be thrown into the street and beaten ruthlessly with an oversized pickled cucumber.
I don't need your moldy hair.
Wise confucious say..."the best way to skin a cat is to let someone else do it"
Wise confucious say..."putting beano in somones gas tank won't stop the rattle"
Wise confucious' wife say..."if wise confuscious continue with retarted sayings, he will wake up with icy hot in non-recommended areas"
Pass the fungual cream.
"SMARTASS!!!" : "sorry, i'm not a donkey, but if I was I would be a smart one".
New military codes for strategic video games:
T.G.I.F : The Gorilla Is Flatulant, REPEAT, THE GORILLA IS FLATULANT!!!!
"The pastry is in the oven" : somthing big is coming, usually meaning the flatulant gorilla
"Bring it on!" : its time to build another base because the gorilla in the oven is coming to lay a green but confectionary cloud on your dominion
"The penis is erect!" : since it could be related to a flatulant gorilla taking liberties with an oven full of pie, its best recommended to give up at this point.
"Say my name!" : seriously, I forgot it...
"He fell from a 10 story building like a trashbag full of vegtable soup.." : pass the gravy
*end militarty codes*
If a tub of pudding is left unattended by non-chalant ostriches, the approaching emu army will persuade king cashew to admit he is a curved nut.
"The British are coming!!!" ..."no you idiot, those are your relatives, put down the rubber chicken"
"Please come back up!!!" ...the yoyo you perverts
Hear ye, hear ye... make way for king Condoman III
Words not to be said while performing surgery: thingy, doo-floppy, i need a bigger saw (or drill), crap, we need another tank..., that was great...oh crap his thingy is still beeping
Could you put that somwhere else, its irritating my left bicuspid somthing terrible.
West Nike Disease: its like the plague except more expensive ... eh eh hem..."it originated in the ghandeze and is possibly the most deadly mutation of athletes foot since the "air" borne "jordans" epidemic
*pimp daddy b will be takin up applications for his newest show staring his latest musical work..."whistle while you twerk" ... with other selections like..."once you pop you can't stop", "where's it go g-dawg?", and "frisk me freely"*
one way, or another, i'm gonna find ya, i'm gonna gitcha gitcha gitcha gitcha one way, or another... !()#%!&)%&!... wrong channel... One day i'll fly away Q)%)!#%)!#%&!...wrong channel...gitchi gitchi yaya gaga, creole lady mama, dun--dun dun--dun dun--dun- da da da da voulez boucou chez avec moi...?...)%))!@$*)*)$@!...wrong channel...I like big butts and i cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, when a girl walks in with a little bitty waist and puts that round thing in you face you get SPRUNG!....Q%(&(!%()!%&@...right channel...
...welcome to the channel of bob...all bob, all the time, that means with no interruptions...never...just bob...talking...to everyone...thats listening...or not...he doesn't care...because its his channel...and he stole it from a major broadcasting company...and the FBI is after him...for stealing foreign cheeses...
now we're going to add some cucumbers to the casserole for a little zing..and poof, we have a partridge...family or one in a tree that bears pears, i don't know, but its a dumbass bird all the same...looks like a quail
a wise man once said...never eat yogurt while swimming underwater... the viscosity of the yogurt will become thin enough to be absorbed by the surrounding liquid... making an oil slick thick enough for otters to hanglide in egypt teathered to hippos by twizlers
well, I don't know, it just happens...THE GOPHERS MADE ME DO IT!!!
