The Warning
Lane appeared at a vacant table
in a dark nightclub. His table sat in a dark corner hidden by, and from, the
other club goers. A smile touched his soft pink lips. He
was dressed in his usual assortment of clothes. A pair of light worn out old
jeans, a black t-shirt with white writing across the chest, and a pair of
reflective sunglasses. Tonight his shirt read “Chicks dig scrawny pale guys”
and his unruly hair was as straight as he could get it.
Suddenly
he noticed someone walking in his direction out of the corner of his eye. He
turned to get a better look and smiled when he realized who it was.
“Well,
Jenny, it was nice of you to show up.” Lane said as the girl took the seat
across from him. She set her drink down in front of her on the table.
“I
thought that since it was you that requested an audience with me that I should
at least make an appearance.” Jenny replied with a small laugh. Lane smiled
back. “So why was this meeting called?”
Lane
looked around the room then back at Jenny. “I know why the Corporates took
you.”
“Really?
Why?”
“They
cloned you.” Lane replied then scanned the room again.
“How
is it that you know about my clone and I don’t, when it is my clone?” Jenny
questioned taking a small sip of her drink.
“Simple.
She came after Peter.”
“Okay,
but if she came after Peter and not you, then why isn’t Peter here having this
conversation with me instead of you? And how did you find out that I had a clone
if she went after Peter?” Jenny interrupted. She was a very impatience woman
at times.
“Peter
would have come but I thought it better that I come. Also I think he was still a
little shook up about the incident. As for me knowing, well that’s my business
isn’t it,” Lane grinned. He knew Jenny was dying to know what had happened.
“Well,
don’t just sit there, Blondie. Spill it, or I might just have to have a sudden
burst of lightening appear and light a small fire under you butt that will make
you want to tell me.” Jenny loved to threaten Lane even though he was a close
friend. They had a special love-hate friendship. Meaning they loved each other
but were always picking on and hitting each other. Either with threats or
physically hitting each other.
“Whoa,
back off Mother Nature. I’ll get to it sooner or later.” Lane said with a
hidden smirk.
“Hopefully
it’s sooner rather then later or you’re going to have one sore ass.” Jenny
sneered. She would have no problem singeing Lane a little. The only way to get
him to work was to light a real fire under his butt not just talk about it.
“Okay,
okay. I’ll tell you what happened.” Lane paused for a moment as he grinned
at Jenny. Jenny reached across the table and smacked Lane on the chest. “All
right, I’m going.” He said rubbing his chest.
“Get
with it or next time I’ll go for your nipples.” Jenny giggled then gave Lane
a serious look.
Lane
looked at her and realized she wasn’t lying. He crossed his arms and began to
tell her what had happened. “Well let’s see. Oh yes. Your evil clone went
after Peter. She tired, and almost succeeded, in seducing him.” Jenny tried to
hold back her giggles but couldn’t help but laugh out loud. It was just too
funny not to. Soon she had Lane laughing as well.
Finally
after they both had had a good laugh, Lane continued on with the story. “I
came to find Peter in her poisonous grasp. Peter knew it wasn’t you right off.
He said that you were less as revealing when you flirted with him and that you
dressed more conservative then she did. And I must admit I’m glad you do.”
Lane grinned.
“I’d
be careful what you say Blondie. I’m your only link to being allies with the
Kebb Squad. Also I could always forget the just threatening and actually do as I
threaten. Meaning I could make your life pretty much hell except maybe a little
wetter and a little colder.” Jenny smiled a sarcastic smile. She didn’t like
it when people made fun of her in any way. She had a little more tolerance for
friends then strangers but either way punishment was due.
Jenny
picked up her glass and pretended to take a drink while she really mumbled a few
words under her breath. As she set her glass back on the table a huge smile
touched her lips and Lane knew what she had done.
“Get
rid of it or I won’t tell you the rest of the story.” Lane demanded. Jenny
stomped a foot and frowned.
“Fine!
Winter has fallen. Disappear.” Jenny said as she waved nonchalantly at the
daisy on Lane’s head. “I was just getting back at you.” Jenny said with a
sly smile. “Besides I think you look good with a flower on you head.”
“Ha
ha. Very funny. Yes, yes I look good with a flower on my head. Very stylish. But
no. Anyways the truth is that I like the way you dress. Stylish in your own way.
Not afraid to wear what you feel is cool. I was just messing with you. Besides I
do care about the revs being allies with the Kebb Squad. Why do you think that
I’ve come to your rescue so many times?” Lane responded as he smiled at
Jenny.
“Ha.
I know there’s another reason you come and save me.” Jenny stated with a
sheepish smile.
“Okay,
I confess. You’re a good friend to have around. And you’ve come to my rescue
a few times too. It’s nice to have someone on the outside in case you’re
stuck on the inside.” Lane smiled an apologetic smile at Jenny and she
returned it with one of her own. “Now can we get back to the discussion of
your evil clone?” Lane asked and Jenny nodded. “Good. Where was I? Oh yes. I
got to the site and broke your clone off of Peter. At first I though it was you
but then I realized the obvious and found out what Peter had. That it wasn’t
you but a clone or someone who looked exactly like you. I asked her who she was
and she replied that her name was Siren and she was some chick named Jenny’s
clone.”
“Siren.
Hmm. I wonder why they named her that.” Jenny chimed in as she took a drink of
her clear sparkling drink.
“I
can only guess.” Lane interjected. “But what I do know is that she is your
clone. She’s exactly like you. She thinks like you, acts like you and
practically is you except that she wants to kill you. In some way I think that
she can get into your mind and even see what you’re thinking. Not like I can
but in some other way. Oh yeah and except for the difference in clothing choice,
I believe the Corporates did an excellent job in cloning you. She’s a little
wild and acts like a temptress but that must have been what they wanted or they
wouldn’t have made her that way. Plus when she tries to use you powers they
can only be used for darkness.” Lane finished.
“Why
would they ever want to change a perfect being like me?” Jenny questioned as
she tried to hold back her giggles. Lane chuckled and she cracked up laughing.
Soon they calmed down and caught their breath. Lane was the first to speak. “I’ve told you about your clone, now I’m must warn you about her. The Corporates did make her for other reasons then just seducing Peter.” Jenny snickered and Lane smiled. The picture was just too funny not to. “But really Jenny you’ve got to watch for her. She’s dangerous. You know that Peteri is always on Peter’s trail and trying to assassinate him. Well Siren will most likely do the same thing to you. Like you said earlier, you’re the only one who can keep the revolutionists and the Kebb Squad allies. I’ll keep my eyes out and I know the other revolutionists will too.” Lane wrapped up. He looked directly into Jenny’s green-blue eyes through the clear glass of Jenny’s cobalt blue frames and gave a half smile.
“Great. Another person who wants to kill me.” Jenny said with a faked laugh. But Lane
saw that her eyes had become worried. He knew Jenny didn’t like the ideas of
someone else after her head. She was already scared of the damn Endalls.
“Hey,
don’t worry about it. You’ll be okay. Peter and I, as well as the other
revs, won’t let anything happen to you. And neither will your squad.” Lane
said trying to comfort her.
Jenny
gave a small smile. “I know you revolutionists won’t let anything happen to
me. I’m your only link to the Kebb Squad. And I suppose my squad won’t let
me either even though I sometimes find that you revs like me more.” She said
still a little down.
“How
can we not like you? You’re a wonderful person with a great personality. Not
to mention that you pretty and very stylish.” Lane said trying to make her
feel better. She gave him another small smile as she began to think about Siren.
“Well
I hate to leave you but I’ve got other stuff to attend to. Not to mention
taking care of poor traumatized Peter. He’s still a little freaked.” Lane
said with a smile as he got up from his chair.
“Wait.”
Jenny jumped up from her chair. “If my clone went after Peter then she’ll go
after you. I should warn you about her. Keep an eye out for an UJP.”
“A
what?” Lane asked puzzled.
“A
UJP. An Unidentified Jenny Person.”
“Ah
yes. I will as well as looking out for the Endalls and Corporates. Not to
mention Gure and the Dark Master.” Lane sighed. “Why do you have to like me
so much? I’ve got all your enemies after me as well mine.”
“Oh
shut up.” Jenny said as she hit Lane’s right arm lightly. Lane smiled.
“You’re just mad because I don’t…” Jenny stopped suddenly as she heard
the first few notes of a familiar song.
“I’m
mad because you don’t what?” Lane prompted. Then Lane recognized the song as
“What a good boy” by the Barenaked Ladies. He
smiled knowing what Jenny was going to ask.
“Oh
um… you're just mad because I don’t like you as more then a friend.” Jenny
said without feeling. Lane wasn’t quite sure if he believed it or not. Jenny
had been known to fall for her close guy friends. Jenny continued, “Lane I
know you have a lot to do but you wouldn’t by chance have time to dance with
me?” Jenny asked as she looked up into Lane’s reflective sunglasses wishing
she could see his eyes.
Oh,
how she loved his eyes. Why does he have to always wear those damn sunglasses
even when we’re inside? Jenny asked herself as she waited for Lane’s
reply.
Lane
cracked a smile. He had guessed exactly right. “I think I have time for one. I
don’t see how much worse Peter could get.” He said as he held out one hand
for Jenny and removed his sunglasses with the other.
Jenny
smiled. Wow, you actually listened to me. She thought.
Well
I know how much you love my eyes.
Lane replied inside her head as he smiled at her.
Just
to annoy Lane, Jenny reached up and messed with his hair. For a punishment she
got tickled on her sides.
Finally
Lane stopped tickling her and they danced quietly together for the rest of the
song. Jenny listened to the music as it mixed with the beats of her heart while
she danced. Lane continued to think just like always but he was aware of
Jenny’s actions and movements as well as the notes and lyrics of “What a
good boy”.
July 7 and July 14, 2002
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