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Real Name:

Michael Scoates

Any other names?:

Oddly, yes. Michael Scoates is actually a name I chose by deed poll back in 1992. I can't tell you the original name though :P




Fishponds, BRISTOL


State subsidised gamer, prone to part-time work as an when finances dictate

Favourite Albums:

Green Day - Dookie, David Gray - White Ladder, Fluke - Risotto

Favourite Films:

Anything directed by Luc Besson (Leon, Nikita etc.), anything with Bruce Willis in it (5th Element, Die Hard etc.), most things Sci-Fi (The Matrix, 2001 etc.). All time tip-top movie which I say everyone has to watch:- Total Recall

Favourite Books:

Magician - Raymond E. Feist, Incarnations of Immortality: On a Pale Horse - Piers Anthony, The Seventh Scroll - Wilbur Smith, and about 1000 others, I'm a bookworm when I'm not gaming.

Favourite Games:

Barbie Race and Ride is my LEAST favourite game of all time, all the other ones ever made are pretty good, especially RPGs.

Favourite Food and Drink:

Sausages and Chips. Diet Coke to wash it down

Favourite TV Show:

I hardly ever watch TV, but when I do it's either MTV or GameNetwork on Sky

Favourite Place:

Anywhere in the Somerset countryside on a hot summer's day

Sunrise or Sunset:

Sunset please

Desert Island Companions:

Angelina Jolie to play on, a PS2 to play with, Grix Thraves to collaborate on game storylines and Sniper to collect the coconuts

Stuff you like to do:

Entering competitions, sex, winning stuff, sex, playing games, sex, writing about games, sex and, um, sex.


I don't have one, but I like to surf by for a laugh sometimes

Favourite quote:

"In 200 year's time who's going to care?" - from Terminator, now it's my life philosophy

Anything Else?:

I'm very happily divorced, have a daughter aged 7, and a cat called Smokey. Smokey lives with me, the daughter lives with my ex