Real Name: | Santiago De Riverano. |
Any other names?: |
Carlos Van Buyten De Los Ezquerro Marchena |
D.O.B.: | 69/13/2027. |
Location: | Asuncion, Paraguay |
Profession: | Chelumba Dealer. |
Favourite Albums: |
Telephones Don't Make Good Snacks. |
Favourite Films: |
Marching 'Till My Ventricles Are Gouged Out. |
Favourite Books: |
A Treu Generation of Pootling - By Edwin Von Pootle. |
Favourite Games: |
Strip Poker. |
Favourite Food and Drink: |
Seaweed Sandwiches and Lemon-Cheese Cocktai. |
Favourite TV Show: |
I'll Prod You In The Nipples - BBC7 at 42:56pm. |
Favourite Place: |
Here |
Sunrise or Sunset: |
Both, at the same time of kippers. |
Desert Island Companions: |
My wife, my toaster, my eleventy-twelve children and my hidden nail varnish. |
Stuff you like to do: |
Dance the waze of a kettle. |
Website: | www.idon'thaveawebsite.tk.org.net.com. |
Favourite quote: |
"CAPS!" |
Anything Else?: | I make sweet love to refridgerators on a luxurious evening in Julember. |
