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A Chorus of Excuses


I haven't had time to practice.

I have a cold.

I'm not warmed up.

I didn't get the pitch.

There's not enough light.

I've never sung this before.

I feel faint.

That's out of my range.

I just had milk.

I ran out of breath.

I was waiting for a cue.

I oversang.

The pollen count is up.

You should have heard me yesterday.

I don't like this piece anyway.





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