Lord of Nihility

Good evening, this is an example of what boredom does to man; it provokes an individual to become habitually lazy and essentially well, imbecilic. However, I do appreciate everyone who drops by. So, you must be pretty smart, seeing as how most Americans couldn't find that link in my profile. Moving on. I am not an 'artist', nor do I consider myself anything related to an 'artist'. I believe anyone can draw a relatively straight line and say it represents life, and then sell it for $111.00. You could say that I am an intellectualistic intellectual with the IQ of nonentity, a spectator, a fool, a philosopher, or a mere child who dislikes 80's hair metal. Because in many ways, you would be correct. Oh, and yes, everyone should listen to Alice in Chains, AC/DC, Frank Zappa, Dream Theater, Bauhaus, The Cure, Led Zeppelin, Rush, Zakk Wylde's Black Label Society, Smashing Pumpkins, B.B. King, Karkadan, Providing the Sickness, The Eagles, Mudhoney, Mother Love Bone, Jerry Cantrell, Simao, Steve Vai, My Dying Bride, Leather Strip, Celtic Frost, Iron Maiden, In Flames, Black Sabbath, Whispering Gallery, King Crimson, Electropeth, Arch Enemy, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Entombed, Finntroll, Leadbelly, John Lee Hooker, Marcy Playground, Morbid Angel, Ardabus Rubber, Chris Cornell, Opeth, Dismember, Current 93, Styx, Emperor, Boston, TransAtlantic, Joe Satriani, John Lanchbery, Anathema, Yngwie Malmsteen, Jimi Hendrix, Pink Floyd, Nirvana, Impaled, Eric Clapton, Soundgarden, My Bloody Valentine, Tchaikovsky, Drain STH, Steely Dan,  Eric Johnson, J.S. Bach, Metallica, Blue Oyster Cult, Ludwig van Beethoven, Blind Guardian, Tristania, Stevie Ray Vaughan, Massacra, Sweet 75, Motorhead, Dark Tranquillity, Agalloch, Godspeed! You Black Emperor, Wild Cherry, Katatonia, Liquid Tension Experiment, At the Gates, Mogwai, and so on. Everyone should like Dali and impressionism. Also, people obsessed with duct tape, leopard print cowboy boots, and/or hair metal will be ban from speaking, being seen, etc., because people shouldn't be obsessed with such things. Correspondingly, people must not consume Twinkies. People who like Twinkies should not like Twinkies. If I were Emperor (well...) of the world then I would nullify every Twinkie because Twinkies should not exist in any way or form. They should be excluded from planet earth and 1st grader's diets. Why, exactly, do people like Twinkies? BECAUSE THEIR GRANDMOTHERS EITHER FEED IT TO THEM OR IT IS SO MAINSTREAM WHERE THEY LIVE IT IS PRACTICALLY BEING SHOVED DOWN THEIR THROATS. There shall be no Twinkies. None. Nada. Nil. Nothingness means nothing, and nothing means zero. Zero and nothing basically mean that there is not anything left; thus there are no elements in nothingness, it doesn't have anything to work off of from the beginning. No foundation means no structure. And no structure means well, no Twinkie. And that's a great thing, because Twinkies bite. Hard. AND BESIDES, THE BANANA FILLING WAS 232937394387634837423x82638627623862763 BETTER THAN THE OH-SO-SUGARY-AND-DELIGHTFUL-CREAM-FILLING. Disgusting. Cream filling is...blegh. Also, even with the banana filling inserted within the Twinkie itself it horrid. Twinkies shouldn't exist. Well, that was somewhat fun and time consuming, now wasn't it?

The 10 Commands

• Thou shalt not consume Twinkies
• There shalt not be any platforms, bellbottoms, disco, big hair, etc.
• No bumper stickers that read
• Thou shalt not watch day-time television.
• Every individual shall own atleast one copy of Rush's Chronicles.
• Thou shalt not consume cream puffs.
• Thou shalt not own any hair metal CDs.
• Everyone must consume Cheetos for breakfast.
• There shalt not be any Cocoa Puffs consumed or owned.
• Thou shall envy nothing.

Time Consumers for the Bored

Laugh
Mitch Hedberg Quotes
My Dying Bride
Rush Lyric Content
Steve Vai