Gary Coleman, a brave little man whose political experience goes beyond defending himself after attacking a helpless elderly woman!

Why YOU should elect Gary Coleman!

• Gary has had extensive experience in dealing with innocent American victims. Take for example his best friend Dudley, who was sexually abused by the fat white man who owns the bicycle shop. Gary stood proudly by his friend and defended him to the very end!
• Gary has also had experience with the worst of America's citizens. Like his big brother Willis (AKA Todd Bridges), who was arrested for using drugs. Gary harshly spoke against the use of drugs and he himself has been sober for years!
• Gary Coleman has also taken time out of his busy life of playing with trains and appearing on "Celebrity Date" to be a Rent-A-Cop security guard! Who knows how many innocent victims were saved thanks to Gary's tireless efforts!
• Best of all, voting for Gary Coleman will be a vote for the little guy (literally). Through his life, Gary has no doubt suffered abuse from his race and height. Don't be a conservative prick, let your voice be heard and tell America that you as residents of California are proud to have a verticaly challenged black man as your leader!

Coleman Quotes

"Just not having an income can be a really distasteful existence."

"I just happen to be one who has survived being chewed upon and will always continue to survive being chewed upon."

"I can't sit back and swallow stuff."

"I can see through it... they can't pull the wool over my eyes, it's absolutely freakin' impossible to pull the wool over my eyes about the government. George W. Bush bought the election--period. End of story. There is no argument. You can try to come up with any argument you can, but there is none."

What Gary Believes In

• Balancing the state's budget
• Legalizing gay marriage
• Decriminalizing Marijuana (for his big brother, no doubt!)
• Restoring sanity to California politics
• Drilling for oil in every national park

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