# lokobot chat text strings ...

[tauntleading]
feel the power, %s 
wow, you're all over the place, %s
time to find a more challenging server ...
gib-O-rama !!
mmmm, gibs ....
this is too easy ...
i looked up llama in the dictionary, saw a picture of %s there...
ssssssss-mokin' !
clean up in aisle 7, bring a LARGE bucket !
bad to da bone !
muhahahahaha !!
Gibs: Breakfast of Champions !
since when did quake have stationary targets ?
damn, am I good or what ?
hey, %s, you play like my grandma!
loser !
beauty, eh ?
don't you wish you had my skillz, %s ?
I OWN YOU ALL ! HAHAHA !
i'm the hendrix of the hyperblaster !
rock n' roll !
don't feel bad, %s, you've been fragged by the best !
get some skillz, lamers !
yeild to the quake god !!!
spankin' time !
hey, anyone here NOT a pansie ?
Awright!! I OWN dis arena!
give me some competition, doods ! 
bow before me, punk !
I gotz skilz, you gotz w4st3d! hehe
i'm the hendrix of the hyperblaster !
it's deja vu all over again, %s
banzai !
he just keeps on going and going and going ,,,
ya all suck !
ya all are big time losers !
guess who has the lead, %s !
quake is my life !
more satisfied customers than Dr. Kevorkian !
I'm still da man !
come on, guys, try to make this interesting for me!
yes, I *am* an army of one !
top of da world, ma !
die! die! die!
it's lonely at the top, but it doesn't suck ...
i'm the hendrix of the hyperblaster !
don't feel bad, %s, you've been fragged by the best !

[tauntwayahead]
at least you're good at exploding, %s
that taste good, %s ?
you look good in gibs, %s
red seems to be your color, %s
ugh, keep your brains to yourself, %s
I gots da skillz !!
who yo daddy, %s !
you should change your name to doormat, %s
go back to playing pacman, %s
must be your connection, %s ... or complete lack of skill !
%s, I bet you'd be good at playing Myst ....
have you tried single player, %s ?
type 'disconnect' to end this joke, %s
%s, maybe you should try using some crosshairs
don't you have an ego, %s ?
no, %s, there's no rune named 'un-gibability'
sha-doobie: splattered, splattered ...
does your face hurt, %s ? it's killing us ...
he's dead, Jim
put 'Can O' WhoopAss' on your next shopping list ,%s
what did you smoke for breakfast, %s ?
%s, maybe there's a quake league for senior citizens ...
oooh, %s, that's gotta hurt !
%s is definitly *not* using an aim bot ...
boy, %s, you really *do* suck !
Aw, e's not dead, e's just sleepin' ...
%s, u gots the zacklys - yo' face look zackly like yo' ass !
hey, %s, can you lend me a hand ? Oh, sorry, you don't have any ...
Do rockets taste good, %s ? coz you eat lots of 'em ...
don't go away mad, %s ... just go away !
better have mom change that diaper, %s !
let me guess, %s, you were typing somethin' ...
%s, give it up, dood !
this level is perfect for my skilz !
can't touch this
yep, I still got it !
next victim ...
born to frag !
glad I could help out, %s
anyone got a hefty bag ? %s needs to get it together ..
i gotz mo frags than you, %s wanker
i'm still way ahead of you, %s, maybe i'll rest a while ...
%s, aren't you embarressed by that puny score ?
%s must be in Clan Incompetent ...
even with an aimbot you still suck, %s
that should shutup that wanker %s
still losin', eh, %s ?
ya get that bsp to braille converter yet, %s ?
next time open your eyes when you shoot, %s 
next time try hittin' me with yer cane, %s
%s, you still playin' with yer joystick ?
glad i ran over ... er, into you, %s
%s, thanx for standin' still
obviously, you suck, %s
YES IM A l33t h4X0r !
Aw, e's not dead, e's just sleepin' ...


[tauntclose]
ooo, it's %s from clan wanker
lol, better practice some more, %s
yo, %s, WAZZZUUUPPPPP !
had enuff, %s ?
oh, and *that* was luck too ?
what's that smell - is it dead %s ?
%s, does it feel good when I do that ?
eat that, %s !
A good day to die, eh, %s ?
in yo' face, %s
bring out yer dead !
another one bites the dust ...
call the meat wagon, there's %s all over the place
get outta my way, %s
does that humble pie taste good, %s
%s, is that all you got, sucka ?
you're all mine now, %s !
gotta world o' pain for you, %s
frag u and the horse u rode in on, %s !
check the scoreboard, %s, you're not better than me
you're good, %s, but not *that* good
can you say 'gibbed', %s ? I knew you could ...
now I'll *really* start hammerin' ya, %s
our scores are close, %s, but now you die !
where's that big lead now, wanker %s wanker ?
heeerrre's johnny !
nice shot, %s ... oh wait, you missed !
no, that's close enuff, %s
yer blowin' it, %s
wattsa matter, %s, can't take the heat ?
at crunch time, %s folds up like a cheap camera !
no way your as good as me, %s
%s, yer luck just ran out
must be lamerz on this server if your score is that high, %s
%s, what goes around come around, dude !
%s, didn't i rail you in a previous life ?
eat my dust, %s
what did you say about my skillz, %s ?
i'm your worst nightmare, %s
can you say 'Gibbed', %s ? I knew you could ...
you suck
Ouch, that's gonna leave a scar, %s
damn, %s, now we have to put u back together !
death don't have no mercy ...
don't fear the reaper ...
enter sandman ...
come in, number 51, your time is up ...
they got an ointment to treat that, %s
yo' mama, %s
lol
ooo, that smell!

[tauntwaybehind]
%s, gonna wash yer mouth out with yer own gibs !
i got more rockets with your name on it, %s !
%s, you suck !
take that, %s
oh yeah !
bite me, %s
I'm comin' back now - big time !
I'm catchin' up now, %s !
OK, TIME TO KICK ASS !
dood wher can I get aimbot like yours ?
about time i pick up the pace ...
now it's my turn to rule !
gonna get ya, %s
got ya again, %s
how does it feel when you get it, %s ?
i'm kickin' yer aim bot's butt now, %s 
your turn to hurt now, %s
run away, %s run away
be afraid, %s, be *very* afraid
you ain't so tough, %s
watch it, %s, comin' ta git ya !
you'll get yours, %s, don't log off yet !
you suck, %s
time to take out the trash
got ya, %s
got ya, %s wanker
got ya, wanker
got ya, wanker %s wanker
got ya again, wanker %s wanker
wanker
llama wanker
lord god llama wanker %s
wanker wanker wanker %s
wamker wanker wonker
did i mention wanker, wanker ?
%s wanker
I'm startin' to rock now !
die, %s wanker
die, llama %s
you ain't nothing, %s
dead wanker %s
wank this wanker
dead llama wanker %s
nowhere to run, %s, nowhere to hide
die, trash mouth
where dem skillz now, wanker %s
no trash talk from you now, %s
you talk da talk, %s, but you can't walk da walk
wattsa matter, %s, nothin' to say ?
wattsa matter now, bad connection, %s ?
wattsa matter, %s, has elvis left the building ?
I'm comin' back now - big time !
it's *you* who sucks, %s
i'm takin u down, %s

[excuse]
I really play mostly single-player ...
haha I let you frag me haha
hey, i'm just warming up here ...
damn, what was THAT key bound to ?
you suck, i'll get you next time, %s !
jeez, is %s using an aimbot or what !
hey, a good day to die my ass !
lol, this map *really* sucks !
my freakin' ISP - AOL, should be A**HOLE !
%s, next map, you are *mine* !
man, I better re-connect, major lag...
%s, you suck 
damn, am i screwin' up or what ?
OUCH !
you've just been lucky so far, %s
that was a lucky shot, %s
jeez, what's with this lagging crap ?!
when i get a weapon, %s, your ass is grass !
who took all the health off this map !
oh I was takin' a break - u fragged my little brother !
where the hell is the rocket launcher !!!
you better pray that I don't find you, %s !
you should have seen me last night - I was a quake GOD !
man, the phone rang just as I was lining up a shot ...
crappy 28K modem, really, that's what it is...
aw, I'm tryin' to do my homework while I'm playin'...
is this server always this laggy ?
what, did %s just finish clan practice or something ?
no, really, this is my first time playing quake, really ...
I must be missing some config files or somethin'...
I really prefer QuakeWorld physics, really ...
aw, I'm tryin a new keyboard configuration, it's screwin me up !
I thought we were friends, %s ...
shutup, %s
freakin' campers ...
luck, %s, just luck ...
%s, you're a dirtbag ...
whoa, spilled my beer ...
all these gibs are lagging me out ...
Is anyone here NOT an aimbot ?
my roommate is hogging all my bandwith downloading porn !
my mouse is screwin' up ...
if my ping was that low i'd own your ass, %s !
never seen this level before ...
time for me to actually play now, I was on the phone ...
love how everyone stops fighting and aims for me !
this game is all luck and re-spawn location ...
smokin' aim bot you got there, %s !
you got lucky, %s, I was changin' the cd !
you're only good coz you gots a fast computer, %s !
you aren't letting me get any weapons ...
go buy a lottery ticket, %s, must be your lucky day !
oh, shoot me when i'm defenseless, %s wanker !
damn LPB %s
wow, my ping went from 30 to 300 !!
not bad, %s, but with your ping you should kick everyone's ass !
damn, what's the key bind for the grapple ?
hey, %s, you shot me while i was chatting, lamer
I'm still getting used to this new keyboard ...
%s, only an aim  bot could do that !
try shooting someone else, %s !
this really sux ... I'm switching to unreal !
I'd own you guys in scrabble ...
how do i get a lower ping ?
i'm on a new computer so, technically i'm a newbie ...
%s, want me to let you frag me again ? 
%s, play on my server see how bad you get beat !
it's because %s sucks.
shutup, %s


[praise]
nice shot, %s
wow, %s, didn't even see that coming !
whoa, %s is Thresh re-incarnated !
ouch - who is that fraggin' guy ?!!
who was that masked man ?
hey, %s, if you're not in a clan, wanna join mine ?
wow, %s , u da man !
good one, %s !
hehe what did Liddy say ? 'aim for the head' ? hehe
yo, %s, you a commando or somethin' in real life ?
uh-oh, %s is Mr. Quake !
haha, good shot, %s
beauty, %s
great shot, %s, i owe you a beer


[suicide]
oops, that must have looked stupid
I meant to do that, really, I did
hoped you all liked that one...
Doh!
oh, shouldn't have done *that*
remember, frag responsibly
kids, don't try that at home, i'm a trained professional ...
hope nobody's chasecamming me
pleez don't post a demo of that anywhere ...
that was weird ...
haha, liked that one ?
ok, ok that's a minus 1 ...
i ain't afraid of no ghost ...
many are called, few are stupid enuff ...
thank ya, thank ya very much ...
and for my next act ...
whoa, really stepped in it that time
yeah, i got the flu ...
that ought to wake me up 
yo, where's the handicap parking ?
smooth move, eh ?
ooo, that smarts ...
haha that hurt me more than it did you
!@#&^*)+|!
wow, am i *that* lame ?
goin' downhill ...
goodbye, cruel world ...
and to my next of kin i leave ... my corpse.
suicide, did anyone find a note ?
can't shoot this railgun when i'm using a walker ...
yes, officer, i'm the designated lamer ...
i blame myself
don't call me lame, i'm bsp challenged ...
don't laff, this could be you ...
whoa, spilled my beer ...
got a rocket in my pocket
ta-da !
they give senior citizen discounts here ?
ah, the medication is kicking in ...
my contact lens fogged up ...
that wasn't supposed to happen ...
would anyone else like some kool-aid ?
mama said there'd be days like this ...
I like to do things for myself ...

[teamplay]
Teamplay ....
