This year, the University of Oregon decided to debut a new mascot, in cahoots with Nike, during the football season. It was introduced at some football game (one that we lost, because they lost ALL the games I went to see this year), and it was instantly reviled by the student body due to its flamboyantly homosexual spandex suit and retarded green and gold bike helmet. I should also point out that, unlike our beloved Donald, RoboQueer (as I've decided to name him) is not a full-time student, but some douchebag professional athlete from L.A. that Nike flies up here every game. Now normally, I am a big fan of Nike, but this time it's different. Now I find out that Nike gave away shoes to students in exchange for said students cheering for this gay abomination at basketball games. Fuck the Pit Crew.
people booed RoboQueer the last time they saw him.
Back to me and how much better I am than everybody.
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