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[-his-INFO-]Bobby | Hey. Most of this page is going to consist of quotes that I've heard recently that make me laugh, or something completely random. You know. Things of that nature. [ .01. ] first name: Robert [ .02. ] middle name: Michael [ .03. ] last name: Goodrich [ .04. ] nickname(s): Bobby [ .05. ] gender: Male [ .06. ] birthday: January 3rd, 1986 [ .07. ] height: 6' [ .08. ] hair color: Brown [ .09. ] eye color: Hazel [ .010. ] do you wear glasses or contacts: No sir! 20/15 Vision [ .011. ] do you have braces: Never! [ .012. ] is your hair long or short: Shortness [ .013. ] where were you born: Chicago [ .014. ] current location: DePaul University, Corcoran Hall, Room 412 [ .015. ] zodiac sign: Crapricorn [ .016. ] how many languages do you know: 1.75 (I'm decent at Spanish) [ .017. ] what laungage do you want to learn: Italian [ .018. ] bad habits: I occasionally bite my nails. Umm...I watch a lot of TV and drink a lot of pop. Oh, and I procrastinate like a motherfucker! [ .019. ] piercing you have: No holes in me, thank you! [ .020. ] piercing you want: Ouch. No. [ .021. ] tattoos you have: None...yet. [ .023. ] today: Yes. That is a word. Good job. But yea, it's Wednesday. [ .024. ] today's date: 04/13/2005 [ .025. ] the time: 12:42 am [ .026. ] ready for a bunch more questions: Nope! I appreciate the concern though. F A M i L Y [ .027. ] mother's name: Mom. I mean...Lisa. [ .028. ] father's name: Ken [ .029. ] brother's name: Icabod...I don't have a brother. [ .030. ] sister's name: Carrie, Melissa, Jacki [ .031. ] favorite aunt: Linda [ .032. ] favorite uncle: Roy. He's one crazy redneck! [ .033. ] favorite grandparent: Grandma G! Coolest lady ever! [ .036. ] worst relative: Aunt Katie. She's mean to me! [ .037. ] best relative: Can't think of an answer for this one. [ .038. ] do you get along with your parents: Of course. I'm at college. HA! [ .039. ] does anyone in your family understand you?: Arwefijoijioe...I mean...um... P E T S [ .040. ] do you have any pets: No. [ .041. ] what are their names: I said NO, DAMNIT! [ .042. ] what kind of animals are they: ARE YOU DEAF!! S C H 0 0 L [ .043. ] are you still in school: Why yes, thank you for noticing. [ .044. ] did you drop out: Not yet. HA. I kid. [ .045. ] current gpa: 3.507 [ .046. ] favorite grade: C-. Ha. I mean...Senior year. [ .047. ] least favorite grade: 7th Grade. Man, that was rough. [ .048. ] favorite teacher: Mr. Walton. Awesome guy. [ .049. ] least favorite teacher: Mrs. Zeidman (Drapatsky) [ .050. ] favorite subject: Jazz Band. That's right. I took the easy way out. [ .051. ] least favorite subject: The one's I had to go to. [ .052. ] do/did you buy lunch or bring it: I didn't have a lunch hour. Overachievers represent! [ .053. ] play any sports on the school's team: X Country, Track and Field, Football [ .054. ] do/did you do any extracurricular activities: Too many to list. Mostly music and theatre. [ .055. ] are/were you popular: Well, I knew who Kevin was...lol. I was somewhat well known. [ .056. ] favorite dance: Oh no. I don't dance. At all. [ .057. ] favorite memory: When we fit like 9-10 (Can't remember that well) people in the Buick at lunch. Whoo! [ .058. ] favorite memory you want to have: Favorite past event that hasn't happened yet? What? [ .059. ] least favorite memory: Fucking up a big play in football. [ .060. ] most humiliating moment: See previous. F A V 0 R i T E S [ .061. ] number: pi [ .062. ] letter: Q. That's 10 points in Scrabble. [ .063. ] shoes: Hippie Sandals [ .064. ] saying(s): Gluben Splaegen. [ .065. ] TV show: Family Guy, Futurama, That 70s Show, Everwood [ .066. ] sport: Ultimate Frisbee. If you say it isn't a sport, you are a Communist. [ .067. ] vegetable: WTF? Who has a favorite vegetable? I mean, does somebody seriously get carrots, and be like, "What the fuck? My favorite was Cauliflower!" [ .068. ] fruit: Eric's are grapes. Not squishy. Crunchy red ones. Apples are good too. [ .069. ] movie: Half Baked, The Usual Suspects, Super Troopers, Matchstick Men, Dodgeball, Heat, too many to list. [ .070. ] magazine: Downbeat [ .071. ] actor: Jim Carrey [ .072. ] actress: Uh...maybe Jennifer Aniston? I don't know. [ .073. ] candy: Reese's Pieces bitch! [ .074. ] gum: Good gum. Doesn't matter what kind. [ .075. ] scent: Well, not poop. That's for sure. [ .076. ] candy bar: Snickers. Oh yea. So tasty. [ .077. ] ice cream flavor: Rainbow Sherbet. Mmm. [ .078. ] color: Green still. Since I was like 3. [ .079. ] season: Spring. [ .080. ] holiday: I hate holidays. I'm the fucking Grinch. [ .081. ] band: Aerosmith baby! [ .082. ] singer: Steve Perry, Steven Tyler, Freddie Mercury. [ .083. ] group: I'll agree with Kevin's answer and say that that is the same as band. [ .084. ] rapper: RAP is an acronym for Retards Attempting Poetry. They should all be shot to death. [ .085. ] type of music: Classic Rock & Jazz. [ .086. ] thing in your room: My large penis. Ha. Awesome. [ .087. ] place to be: My bed. Any female company welcome...but mostly Kat. [ .089. ] tv channel: Game Show Network! Whoo! [ .090. ] junk food: Demon Dogs rock! [ .091. ] overall food: Lasagna. It's gotta be good though. [ .092. ] store: I'd probably say Best Buy. I'm an electronics dork. [ .093. ] hangout: Dan's Basement. Poker night. Oh yea. [ .094. ] fast food: Wendy's. I haven't had it in soooo long! [ .095. ] restaurant: I like Chili's and Sport's Page. [ .096. ] shape: Phallus. [ .097. ] time of day: Sleepy time. [ .098. ] country: USA fuckers! [ .099. ] state: State of Conscienceness. [ .100. ] boys name: Marv [ .101. ] girls name: Veronica [ .102. ] mall: Woodfield [ .103. ] video game: GTA Vice City, or Hidden & Dangerous [ .104. ] shampoo: Suave [ .105. ] board game: Trivial Pursuit [ .106. ] computer game: See video game. [ .107. ] car: 1984 Pontiac Sunbird 2000 Station Wagon. [ .108. ] music video: Not big on videos, but Aerosmith's "Fly Away From Here" is cool. [ .109. ] swear word: Um...shit...I can't think of one...shit...what the...shit! [ .110. ] word: Butt [ .111. ] month: Did you know that nothing rhymes with month? 'Cause I did. [ .112. ] cartoon character: Dr. John Zoidberg [ .113. ] scary movie: Saw [ .114. ] team: White Sox [ .115. ] possession: My Flugelhorn. It's my baby! WHATS THE FiRST THiNG Y0U TH0UGHT 0F WHEN Y0U HEAR.. [ .116. ] eminem: Candy, and then and a (w)rapper. [ .117. ] dog: Dislexic God [ .118. ] hot: Butt [ .119. ] britney spears: Slut [ .120. ] nsync: Fags [ .121. ] real world: Mad Real World. "Correction. I did sleep with Katie." [ .122. ] orange: Tasty. [ .123. ] choice: Abortion? [ .124. ] fuck: Yes please! [ .125. ] bisexual: Only in the movies. [ .126. ] black: Coffee with two packets of hot chocolate is tasty. [ .127. ] icq: I Can Quack? [ .128. ] insane clown posse: Crazy people. [ .129. ] linkin park: I live there, but only when it's spelled right. [ .130. ] jack and jill: Fucked like rabbits. [ .131. ] rainbow: Color [ .133. ] cucumber: A dude I work with. [ .134. ] shark: Teeth. [ .135. ] lifehouse: Two words too close together. [ .136. ] bat: Cave [ .137. ] leather: Hot [ .138. ] whip: Sexacutioner [ .139. ] America: Flag [ .140. ] water: H20 [ .141. ] volcano: "He's dead, Jim." [ .142. ] rock or rap: Rock [ .143. ] rock or pop: Pop Rocks?!? [ .144. ] rock or r&b: Rock [ .145. ] rock or metal: Both are ok [ .146. ] rap or pop: Pop. But Pop rocks are still better. [ .147. ] rap or r&b: R&B [ .148. ] rap or metal: Metal [ .149. ] pop or r&b: Pop [ .150. ] pop or metal: Metal [ .151. ] r&b or metal: Metal [ .152. ] linkin park or limp bizkit: Both suck nuts. [ .153. ] tool or korn: Four letter words are fun. [ .154. ] selena or jennifer lopez: Neither. Both suck, and one is a fat ass. [ .155. ] hot or cold: I am hot...and when I'm not...I'm cold as ice. [ .156. ] winter or summer: Summer [ .157. ] spring or fall: Spring [ .158. ] shakira or britney: Britney. She's easier on the eyes. [ .159. ] icp or eminem: Neither. Both still suck nuts. [ .160. ] marilyn manson or rob zombie: What the fuck is with the shitty music questions? [ .161. ] kittie or garbage: See previous. [ .162. ] mtv or vh1: vh1. MTV sold out. [ .163. ] buffy or angel: I know a girl named Buffy. [ .164. ] dawson's creek or gilmore girls: Neither, thank you. [ .165. ] football or basketball: Football [ .166. ] summer olympics or winter olympics: My grandma was in the Olympics. [ .167. ] skiing or snowboarding: Skiing. It's easier in my opinion. [ .168. ] rollerblading or skateboarding: Rollerblading. You don't need to dress like a fag to do it. [ .169. ] black or white: Black. [ .170. ] orange or red: Orange [ .171. ] yellow or green: Green [ .172. ] purple or pink: "Our money is so gay." [ .173. ] slipknot or mudvayne: See Q. 160 [ .174. ] hot topic or pac sun: Hot Topic. [ .175. ] inside or outside: Both have their advantages. [ .176. ] weed or alcohol: I wish both poisoned all who did them. [ .177. ] cell phone or pager: Cell [ .178. ] pen or pencil: Pen...is [ .179. ] powerpuff girls or charlie's angels: "Except you...You be Bosley." [ .180. ] scooby doo or dino: Dino. Scooby Doo was one inbred bastard. [ .181. ] dragon ball z or pokemon: DBZ was way cooler. [ .182. ] star wars or star trek: STAR WARS FUCKER! [ .183. ] tattoos or piercings: Tattoos. [ .184. ] prep or punk: Prep is better, but not by much. Slacker is where it's at. [ .185. ] slut or whore: No thanks. I've got my girl. P R i V A T E L i F E [ .187. ] do you have a crush: Why yes. [ .188. ] do you love anyone right now: Yes I do. [ .189. ] have you ever been in love: Yes. Yes I have. [ .190. ] how many people have you liked: More than most people have by this age. [ .191. ] who was your first crush: Michelle Frukacz [ .192. ] how many hearts of have you broken: I wish more, but zero. [ .193. ] how many people broke your heart: 1 [ .194. ] best quote to sum up love: Love is like a four voice motet. If you don't pay attention, and it comes up on the midterm, you are fucked...wait...what were we talking about? [ .195. ] so what is your bf/gf/crush like: Blonde, cute, gorgeous, sweet, forgetfull, stubborn, indecisive, crazy, hyper, hot. [ .196. ] do you have a picture of him/her: Oh yea. [ .197. ] please post it if you do: Not her favorite picture, but...  [ .199. ] please post it if you do: Look to the left, bitches. [ .200. ] do you go by looks or personality: Personality, but looks are an added bonus. [ .201. ] ever kiss a friend: I think I might have. I don't remember. [ .202. ] are you still friends: Um [ .203. ] so moving along...do you smoke: Never can, never will. [ .204. ] do you smoke weed: I seriously do wish it poisoned all who did it. [ .205. ] ever trip on acid: Nope. [ .206. ] how about a little x: Nope. [ .207. ] crack, heroin, anything else: Nope. [ .208. ] beer good or beer bad: Drinking is stupid. See Q. 204. [ .209. ] are you the sissy who drinks wine coolers: I'm not a sissy. I don't need alcohol to kill my brain cells to make me cool. [ .210. ] do you like smirnoff ice: Hopefully these dumb fucking alcohol questions will end soon... [ .211. ] prefer beer or liquor: ...still waiting... [ .212. ] what kind of cigarettes do you smoke: Ah. Here we go. No, I do not smoke. [ .213. ] have you ever drank Hpnotiq: Whoop. Threw me a curveball there. Still don't drink, fuckers! [ .214. ] if yes, when was the last time you got some: And...no more alcohol questions!!! W 0 U L D Y 0 U EVER.. [ .215. ] bungee jump: Yes. [ .216. ] sky dive: Sure. [ .217. ] swim with dolphins: Sounds boring. [ .218. ] scuba dive: Already have. I'm a lisenced Diver. [ .219. ] go rock climbing: Hell yea. [ .220. ] eat shit for $1,000,000: Nope. Well, unless it was hidden in my burger. [ .221. ] turn your back on your friends for personal gain: Nah. I like dem peoples. [ .222. ] steal a friend's boyfriend/girlfriend: Only if they deserve it...lol. [ .223. ] cross-dress: For a party, sure. [ .224. ] lie to the police: Yea. [ .225. ] run from the police: Nope. Face down on the pavement baby. [ .226. ] lie to your parents: More than possible. [ .227. ] walk up to a stranger and kiss them: Are they hot? [ .228. ] be an exotic dancer: Sure. I got the huge dong going for me. [ .229. ] walk out of a restaurant without paying: Nah. That would be dick. [ .230. ] streak: See Q. 228. Y 0 U R F R I E N D S [ .231. ] best friend: Warren [ .232. ] known longest: Max [ .233. ] wish you talked to more: Kevin Esquivel [ .234. ] wish you saw more: Brian Steffens [ .235. ] how many friends do you think you have: A Bunch [ .236. ] who drives you insane after a while: Dan Busse, but it's all in good fun, and he's a good guy. [ .237. ] who can you stay around forever and never get sick of: Max and Poulos. Ha. You can't beat an evening with those guys. [ .238. ] ever lose a good friend because you took it to the 'next level': Not really. [ .239. ] craziest: Stryker. Hands down, crazy fucker. [ .240. ] loudest: Eric [ .241. ] shyest: Laurence, sort of. [ .242. ] best hair: Laurence. Awesome. [ .243. ] can always make you laugh: Max [ .244. ] best eyes: Julia [ .243. ] best body: Kim [ .246. ] most athletic: Kim [ .247. ] sex symbol: Chris Poulos. Ha. Oh yea. [ .248. ] hot tempered: I think I take that title. [ .249. ] most impatient: Yury [ .250. ] shortest: Angie. lol. And then, probably Stryker or Julia. [ .251. ] tallest: Dan. Fuckin' giant. [ .252. ] talented: Ryan Brady. He's too fucking amazing. [ .253. ] best singer: Chris & Max. [ .254. ] skinniest: Dan [ .255. ] nicest: Man. This made me realize that all my friends are jerks...awesome. [ .256. ] best personality: Max. [ .257. ] biggest drug user: Laurence & Warren. HAVE Y0U EVER: [ .258. ] flashed someone: Probably [ .259. ] told a person how you felt bout them: Um...yea. You suck. Ha. [ .260. ] been to michigan: I think so. [ .262. ] gone to jail or juvi: Nope. [ .263. ] skateboarded: Yea. [ .264. ] skinny dipped: Want to. [ .265. ] stolen anything: Yea. [ .266. ] wanted to kick my ass for making this so long: When I find out who wrote this, yes. [ .267. ] kicked someone's ass: Yea. ha. [ .268. ] pegged someone in the head with a snowball: Oh yea. [ .269. ] broke a beer bottle: Yep. [ .270. ] gotten into a bar, under-aged: I went under a bar, in a limbo contest...yea. no. [ .271. ] kissed someone of the same sex: Never. Get away from me. [ .273. ] gone on a road trip: I will. [ .274. ] gone on vacation without adult supervision: Sort of. [ .275. ] been to a concert: A Bunch. I just got back from one. [ .276. ] been to another country: 2 of 'em. [ .277. ] talked back to an adult: Constantly. [ .278. ] got pulled over: Uh huh. [ .279. ] got in a car accident: A little one. [ .280. ] broke a law: Nothing major [ .281. ] given money to a homeless person: Yep. I pick and choose which ones though. [ .283. ] cried to get out of trouble: No, but Kat is good at it. [ .284. ] kissed a friend's brother or sister: No, and I don't think I'd want to. [ .285. ] kissed a brother or sister's friend: Nope. But Max has kissed my sister's friend a lot. lol. [ .286. ] dropped something on the floor that you were cooking and let someone eat it anyways?: I did it the other day. 0 P I N I 0 N S [ .287. ] what do you think...about pop music: Power Chords! Yea, it sucks. [ .288. ] about boy bands: Gay. [ .289. ] about flag burning: Hey, if you bought it, go ahead and burn it. If it is someone else's, prepare to have your cock stomped. [ .290. ] of the war on terrorists: It's not really a war as it is a campaign. I mean, terrorists aren't really fighting back right now, which is good. [ .291. ] about suicide: Adimently against it. Go life! [ .292. ] about people who try to force their opinions on you: IRONIC QUESTION!!! I'm not a fan of them, but everyone is guilty of it. [ .293. ] about abortion: Pro life. And I hate babies. [ .294. ] about rock/metal music: Heaven on Earth. [ .295. ] where do you think you'll be in 10 years: Celebrating the 10 year aniversary of you asking me this question. Thanks Mitch! [ .296. ] who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: Warren, Dan, Max, Yury, Eric, Joe, Laurence, Julia, Missy, and some other people... W H A T D I D Y O U D 0 [ .297. ] last birthday: Celebrated time passing. I told you, I hate holidays. [ .298. ] yesterday: Went to jazz band, then combo, then the CSO. [ .299. ] last weekend: Worked a whole bunch. Gettin' the dollars. [ .300. ] christmas: Celebrated the birth of our savior by giving gifts and prancing around in a big red suit with a white beard...what? [ .301. ] thanksgiving: Worked. [ .302. ] new year's: Sean's house. Good times. [ .303. ] halloween: Saw "Saw" [ .304. ] easter: Worked. [ .305. ] valentine's day: Normal day. Valentine's day isn't a holiday. T H E L A S T [ .306. ] thing you ate: Donuts [ .307. ] thing you drank: Pibb Extra [ .308. ] thing you wore: pajama pants and a Hawaiian shirt. [ .309. ] place you went: Kat's car in the parking garage. [ .310. ] thing you got pierced/tattooed: Nothing. [ .311. ] person you saw: Eric [ .312. ] person you kissed: Kat [ .313. ] person you fucked: I choose to not answer this question. [ .314. ] person you talked to: Eric [ .315. ] song you heard: "De Profundus Clamavi Ad Te" [ .316. ] what are you eating: Air. [ .317. ] what are you drinking: Spit. But not really. Nothing. [ .318. ] what are you wearing: See Q. 308 [ .319. ] any shoes on: No man. [ .320. ] hat: Nope. [ .321. ] listening to: See Q. 315 [ .322. ] talking to anyone: Eric occasionally. [ .323. ] are you pissed i made this so long: I'll murder your family. Y or N [ .324. ] are you a vegetarian: Nope. [ .325. ] do you like cows: They are cool, I guess. [ .326. ] are you a bitch: Female, nope. [ .327. ] are you artistic: Yep. [ .328. ] do you write poetry: Not anymore. [ .329. ] are you a fast runner: Yes sir. [ .330. ] can you ski: Yep [ .331. ] are you british: 1/8 British [ .332. ] do you want to spear britney: Eh, I'd be okay with it. [ .333. ] do the voices talk to you: They don't like you. [ .334. ] did you ever give barbie a haircut: Okay, I see we've gotten to the serial killer part of the survey. [ .335. ] would you eat mac & cheese with hot dogs in it: Yea, it's alright. [ .336. ] do you think disney creators were on acid when they made Alice in Wonderland: No, because Alice In Wonderland was not created by Disney. It was created by Lewis Carroll. Get your facts straight, fucker. [ .337. ] are you straight: Yes sir. [ .338. ] are you stupid, insane, and another physically handicapped: Stupid [ .339. ] are you nice: Only if you deserve it. [ .340. ] are you naughty: Yes. Yes I am. [ .341. ] are you short: Not in any way, shape, or form. [ .342. ] are you tall: Yea. [ .343. ] do you own a hot pink shirt: I should! [ .344. ] how about orange pants: Wearin' 'em right now. [ .345. ] can you see the flying monkeys: Ah, we've made a nice Wizard of Oz reference. That's good. [ .346. ] are you evil : Yes. Quite. [ .347. ] did you ever know someone who had a mullet: I had a mullet. 6th grade baby. [ .348. ] is britney a whore: Yea, but she's decent looking. [ .349. ] are you a teenage zombie: Well, I'm barely a teenager, but yea, probably. [ .350. ] am i annoying you?: Who are you? [ .351. ] do you like marilyn manson: No. He's a fucked up individual who I wish was dead. [ .352. ] are you secretly from another planet: No. It's not a secret. [ .354. ] this is over are you happy now: No. Now I'm sad. |
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