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Fun Machine

Hello, my name is Andrew Wetzel and I am the guitarist/ bassist/ vocals for Fun Machine
My partner in crime, the amazing John Piatkowski plays keyboards/ drums/ guitar/ bass/ and vocals also
We created this page in hopes of more people getting interested in our music so please feel free to email me concerning any questions whatsoever on the band.
The music that we play can not be described. Instead we refer to it as "real music"
We call it this because we do not abide to the boundaries of musical conformity
Instead we play whatever we want to, no matter what kind of music it sounds like. We see these boundaries as sort of a musical prejudice. All music is good music I say
Our first demo was just rescently released to the public. It consists of 7 original songs, newly remasted. The quality of the tape is not as good as we would like it to be but all we have to work with is a four track with a busted 2nd track and hey, the demo is only a dollar anyway so you cant go wrong. FUN MACHINE UPDATE!!!!- we now have a really good, digital 16 track recorder which records right on to cd. We are now in the process of re-recording our demo onto CD. So not only is the quality of the music going to sound the way we want it to, it will also be on CD which is even cooler!!! So far we have "Rocky Maj" recorded and we are in the process of making family vapor and all i can tell you is is going to sound incredible. We would like to get our music out to everyone that we possibly can so we can play some shows
We are also looking for musicians who would be interested in playing with us. We are looking for a drummer and possibly a guitarist. We have lots o' equiptment to use so you would not have to truck your drums along. Our influences are old genesis, pink floyd, the beatles, king crimson, and more rescent bands such as dream thearter. If you are between the ages of 17- 20 and would be interested, email me at Kaleid0scopeEYEZ@aol.com.

Also if you have any questions, comments, or a third eye, feel free to email me as well
Now here are the lyrics, and the story behind our demo.

1. Family Vapor--
2. Rocky Maj--
3. Dream Shift--
4. March of Loki--
5. Typhoon Desert--
6. Flaking Reality--
7. The Circular Center--

+Family Vapor+
The twin torches, a beacon of fear.
Clearly realizing you’re no longer safe here..
They despise you over several seas, Now you’re out in your car and into the streets.
Early morning rush arrives, theres a new spark of terror in your eyes
Out to the turnpike, headed north, scattered images fill your mind .
As you look to the left towards the airport and wonder about the things they’ll find
Caffeine fuels the job you’ve lied ahead, To pound out the payments on the thin ice over the dead.
Wearing your knuckles thin till it breaks the bone Losing everything you know just to get home
You know you’re just a casualty of paranoid society
Products of we and TV
Where exists peace? Nowhere at all.
Loss of self is just the sign of the times. Where you’re running behind, running blind, nowhere to hide
Work all day and sleep the rest, Man on the corner has a bomb on his chest
Rain falls hard on the highway cold, his face is wrinkled and his tar is old
Walk in the door and look at the bed
(Sneaking through the backyard slow)
Finally sometime to rest your head
(His is big, your trusted friend)
Thinking about the things you’ve done
(Taking them from you and everyone)
The night has come
Our place to relax is under attack, a way of life has been laid to rest,
What’ll you mf**s think of next
Jet flash smash crash break in the house of the future
You’re just a casualty of paranoid society
Products of we and TV
Where exits peace? Nowhere at all
I’m losing mind my mind’s losing it.
The only way out is through the stars.
The kids growing up not knowing who they are…X3

Welcome home, Mr. Gentleman. Tardiness marked On the cold plate again
The wife is waiting, kids are playing, Sit in slumber to the hum of the TV!
SUCEEDING SEAS MARK ME,
UNLIKE YOUR DREAMS,
THERES NO TUNNEL TO ESCAPE OVER THE RIVERS AND CITIES!
And still the calm refrain,
the silent roar supplements the void inside your brain,
again,
the pain...
Light seen flashing, the walls come alive,
yet too afraid to shut my eyes.
Children of suburbia growing up at shopping malls, to do nothing
The scum of the universe comprised of one parking lot, doing nothing.
The wall’s alive theyre closing in around,
seven dollars just to buy me freedom
Sixteen three cees
Slowly above my head, gathering moon beams from white to red.
See the tickers slowly moving, across the screen the water’s churning
Birds of prey have made their way through outer space down to today.
I Finally know now what its like to cross the deep dark crevice of eternity
Morph from flesh to vapor,
The firewall is moving close,
Their going to finally make their payment…
Turn our city to a ghost.
Here it comes...

++Rocky Maj++
In the tunnel of pure white light, unreality wiped my eyes.
A "Radiation Nation", a new creation under those blood red skies.
Living in fear, living in dread, someone's going to end up dead soon.
A pile of debris is all thats left from the big warhead.
cause its a spiraling blue flash hot vaporized my hands, the sand's all turned to glass.
It's getting dark again, nightcrawlers rise, just a creature in the dark of his nuclear demise.
Ohh, they said we'd be safe. No one trust no one, trust no one.
On the couch, reverse the scenes, milkshake churning stomach then bleeds.
Ahh, the fire's moving close, Westminster's bell's all shot to hell.
Cause its a spiraling blue flash hot vaporized my hands, the sands all turned to glass.---

Into the backyard splatted and smashed, green trade the world for his marching batons.
Down the road, to the desert, to seek surgery for my head wounds.
Round the clock, Round the clock, round the block, round the block.
We're playing our little games beneath her silver moonlight.
They said we'd be safe at home.
They're hiding in the bushes,
Hog-tied.
It never ends for us, just trying to have a good time.
But i know the ship's engines roar spues fire in the air running everywhere. Sparkling blue flash all around me.
It's getting dark now, do as the moon tells you, run and hide inside
You MF's,
your days are numbered,
the light that was once bright now
dims
and
fades
away

++Dream Shift++
So you chased it all away,
well they’re never really here to stay.
A winter’s breeze just beyond the lake and trees,
a summer’s wind its gone again
A storm closes in at last,
better ‘scape this harbor fast
through a tunnel over cities and rivers
until the tide rolls back exposing all sea life..
High atop a towering crane,
I shift through portals on different plains,
I search through sheltering cosmic grains
and eventually I will find a gem
It will match in power and in size
to expanding supernovas in the skies..
Time to go,
nothings what it seems,
the breezes blowing, running with the trees

+++March of Loki+++
Stolen time to ash debris, Totalitarianism for free, Loki

++++Flaking Reality++++
The Salamander
underneath the calendar,
stocks up with coffee and tea,
waits with me
on today.
He licks the quarter off the ground
as he spins himself a hat.
He’s clever, shy, I don’t know why
but the world is going flat...
The Elevator,
our idol we all savor.
I’ll save her from top the tree,
wait for me
by the way.
Look inside and may you find
the Interstellic Track.
I wonder why from in my mind
logic do I lack

+++++The Circular Center+++++
(Part I: Good Morning, Explosion)
A break from silence
arises violence.
Uncontrolled necessity stand and burn for me..
Good morning, Explosion.
Thanks for coming back again
I’ll stare the hours praising you, my oldest, dearest friend.
Good morning, Explosion.
Thanks for coming round again.
I’ll stare the hours praising you My oldest, dearest friend.
Soon you’ll climb up, overhead, a light of shining red.
O’vr our head you’ll slip, in soon you’ll hide beneath the moon
(Part II:Momentary Hibernation)
Dueling Hands reach for the sky,
the sickly sight makes shadows cry.
Temporary Extinction,
Daily Isolation,
Cowering in Detention,
Momentary Hibernation
(Part III:Farewell)
So long to all the shores underneath the rising sky,
Goodbye.
Horizontal blinding, amber-present light line,
the creator of time,
Goodbye.
Across my pupils sinking fast,
structured chaos bred the sky of burning gas.
The silence of one’s kiss,
the absence of all bliss,
Farewell
(Part IV:It Begins?!)
It’s getting dark now, run and hide inside,
Shut the door, grab your covers behind,
from the King of the Night
(Part 12:MidKnight)
(Part 666:The Master of Plight)
The fog stains dear
as I reign clear,
your Father of Midnight,
the Master of Plight.
I’ve watched your children’s running eyes.
I’ve seen your world fall to a rise.
Watched you all run and hide
from the King of Night.
The hours and minutes and seconds when I thrive
the darkness knows I’m alive
You flee and scatter from the dripping black,
the bell tolls four, you know its coming back for me again.
Razor rays come forth the night is lost, night is gone
The cock crows twice, the filthy despise grows all around me now.
I sink to the sands and its glittering hands
will disappear I’ll rule once again
A few in hours, I’ll soar your skies,
ALAS!- The light of my demise
(Part I:Good Morning, Explosion)
Good morning, Explosion.
Calmer of commotion.
Alit you’ll stay until the day you pass me once again

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++The Story++
This story begins with family vapor, which basically is about a man's daily life, between work and society driving him crazy. It then goes on to talk about his children but it is more centered towards teens in general. The song then goes on to tell about the child's life after he gets kicked out of his house, turning to pharmasuetical*(?) drugs. Basically telling the story of the Mans messed up life and family. The end brings news of nuclear bombs headed towards his town, ending in destruction.

--After the song, the man is not completely dead,but he on the brink of it. He cannot tell whether he is dieing or getting better which leads to the next song.

-- Rocky Maj is basically all the pain this man is going through in his near death experience.

-- After the song, the man is found by a small goup of survivors and quickly taken to have surgery.

--- The next song is more of a lead in to "Dream Shift" it reminds me of the sounds you would here in a hospital if you were about to die.

-- after this song he is put to sleep to be operated on. which takes us to the next song

--Dream Shift is based on a dream John had. But in the story, this is when the man is starting to dream during surgury.

---After the song he is traveling in his dream across a wide open plain, running full speed towards a high mountain for safety. When he gets to the mountain, he sees a shadowy character at the peak of the cliff emitting lightning into the sky which leads us to the next song

---March of Loki tells the tale of the evil totalitarian dictator seen at the peak of the mountain named Loki.

---after this song he is detained by Loki and thrown into the desert to die

---Typhoon desert is about his travelings in the desert. At one minute the desert would seem calm and quiet but quick storms fly through the desert at lightning speed making it chaotic and stormy the next.

---He then finally gives up and collapses to the ground where he is met by a Salamander

---Flaking Reality actually has no meaning to it. I wrote this song in hopes of not making any. But in the story, this is where the man starts seeing things and is met by the salamander. Although confused, he finds a weird sort of trust in him

---He follows the salamander to what looks like a hole in reality and swiftly jumps through it. He awakes in a hospital bed, confused and shaken. He looks outside the crumbled window and sees a void of dust and ruins. It is at this time where he realizes he's alive. By now his hair was white and he had a full grown white beard. He runs out of the building as fast as he can to a mound of rubble that was higher than the rest and starts praising the sun, happy just to see the light of day

--The Circular center starts out with our hero praising the sun, later going on the the moon voicing his hatred of the sun. it finally ends the same as it begins, calm, peaceful.

The End
Be sure to email me for info on the band, news on upcoming shows, or just to say hellllo. GOODBYE