Once there was a bird in a tree,
Who live like a gentlemen single and free.
One day he met this other bird so nice and kind
that it reminded him of a friend who eased his mind.
After talking to his new friend,
He realized these two had created a bond that will last to the end.
He said to the other bird about his meal.
"I like my worms thin, round, and full of mud."
The other bird stated
"I like my worms fat, rugged, and with a splash of bud."
Bird 1 stated,
"I am afraid I don't drink."
Bird 2 replied,
"That's okay I didn't think
that you would like me if I
told you I am a member of ABA."
Bird 1 though and asked
"What in the flocking feathers is that?"
Bird 2 replied,
"That stands for Alcoholic of Bird Anonymous.
This club was developed to stop us birds
from drinking while in flight.
So many of us have ran into cars
which knock us clean out of sight.
Some of us has flown so high
that we cannot get any oxygen to breathe
for without that
you sure to die.
So I speak to day in this tree
so wild and sly.
Be careful how you sway for
you might fall down in that cow pie."
BASES FOR GETTING MARRIED AND COSTS
TIRED OF PARTIES EYES CUTS THROUGH MY HEART SHE'S GOT BACK
MEN $40 SAVED/MO $100+ $2567
WOMEN $0 $50 $100
The bases for getting married and costs. This explains:
What most men and women have to be willing to pay and go through to have a safe
and healthy relationship.
Unfortunately, men usually have to spend more money than a woman because a woman likes to feel that she is
getting something out of the relationship other than romance. Romance in this statement means to kiss and hug and
show feelings of sincerity to his mate. However, both parties are willing to give up going out, drinking, acting wild
and crazy, just to have someone on their level of mind that they can communicate with.
Sometimes, one mate can be so overwhelming to the other that one may feel that the other is cutting through their
heart with one's eyes. She's got back is an expression use to explain a woman with a shapely body. Now, the
man may have to pay a lot of money for these women because they require enough money to maintain this
standard or shape. But, if the man has a shapely body also, most women will be willing to help a man alone with
the expense because they know there are other women out there to get this body.
SITE NEWS!
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Updating, so there will be things that will be disappearing.
If you find something you like, feel free to email me and my staff at the address below.
I will try my best to see if I can help you. Thank you.
THINGS OF EDUCATION ON THIS SITE
PERCENTAGE OF THE SENSES IN THE ARTS
| DATE | MUSIC | COMPUTER SCIENCE | DANCE | GUITAR |
|---|
| 1970 | 80% | 70% | 95% | 85% |
| 1980 | 85% | 75% | 96% | 85% |
|---|
| 1990 | 90% | 78% | 97% | 85% |
| AVERAGE | 85% | 75% | 96% | 85% |
|---|
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