MSN NAMES GALLERY!

Hello, Most have you have come here for quotes, You're in luck! I have many. Just a reminder, if you use these, I would appreciate a trademark on my behalf. haha. I'm only kidding. But you can if you want. Happy quoting! Yours truly, Aviva p.s. If you have a quote you want me to add, email me or put it in the guest book please! view my guestbook | sign my guestbook
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Msn names & quotes

• Dear Shoe Company: I am NOT going to eat the silica gel already!
• The whole world is going to hell and I'm driving the bus.
• If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
• A good friend will come bail you out of jail....  But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying
• helpicantfindthespacebar!
• I was wondering why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger and BIGGER...then it hit me.
• I did my homework! I just forgot to write it down!
• I would never do crack...I would never do a drug named after a part of my own ass, okay?
• Birdie,birdie, in the sky, why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like sugar, tastes like sap. OH MY GOD! IT'S BIRDIE CRAP!
• They say the truth will set you free. But then why is it that every time I tell the truth I get sent to my room?
• Love is like heaven but hurts like hell.
• Men are like pennies: two-faced and worthless. (just a joke, heheh)
• You tried and you failed, so the lesson is, never try. -Homer Simpson
• Roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell shit in my garden?
• Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it.
• I have a mind like a steel trap: its is rusty and illegal in 47 states.
• A good essay is 10% inspiration, 15% perspiration and 75% desperation.
• Dain Bramage.
• There's nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it.
• Behind every good man there is a good woman and behind that is another man looking at her ass.
• Loves a two-way street and I think your car just died.
• OUT TO LUNCH. IF NOT BACK BY 5, OUT TO DINNER ALSO.
• Ethernet (n): something used to cath the etherbunny.

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