1. When it comes to computers, which is your specialty?
Hardware
Software
It's all a magic picture box to me

2. Right this second, are you drinking?
Yes
No

3. Spam. How much?
As much as you can handle, buckaroo
All things in moderation
It's ok now and then
I DON'T LIKE SPAM!

4. The sun never sets on the British Empire, which section do you live in?
Great Britain itself
Territories under British rule, like Gibraltar, Hong Kong, and Australia
Territories formerly under control, like the USA, or its little pet Canada
Other - Asia, Africa, Antarctica, etc

5. What do you generally breathe?
The fresh, clean scent of life
The dark, thick scents of nicotine and tar
Um...other various substances...

6. When you're out on the town, how many fine women flock to you?
More than you'd believe, baby-baba
Nothing amazing, but a little poon here, a little tang there...
I've already got a wife and/or girl and/or kids and/or hand, I don't go out
I go out, but no one comes to me... :(

7. When you sign on to the PWB, what's the 1st thing you do?
Vote for the forum, and so should you!
Head straight to Silver and prepare for wanking
Check out the gab in GD to see what you missed in the last 15 minutes
Go to the Basement to mock the damned

8. When you post a picture, what genre does it belong to?
Hot, sexy wimmens
Various bullshit
Honest to goodness shit - authentic fecal matter
A and B
A and C
B and C

9. What kind of job do you have out there in the "real world"?
Blue-Collar
White-Collar
Pink-Collar (techie)
No Collar (unemployed)
Student

10. How's your driving?
Aside from a couple of totalled cars, not bad...
Spotless

11. What kind of authority do you have at PWB?
Absolute.
Almost absolute.
Almost almost absolute.
Well, I've been here a while...I flame stupid noobs...does that count?

12. Are you now, or have you ever been a Gold Member?
Yes, by way of my mad crackin' skillz
Yes, by way of my wallet
Yes, by sheer luck
Yes, by sleeping with the people that you had to
No. (everybody point and laugh now!)

13. Are you some sort of group leader at the PWB?
Yes
No

14. David Lee Roth or Sammy Hagar?
David Lee Roth
Sammy Hagar

15. Alright, this one's a bit of a giveaway. Do you enjoy looking at naked men?
Yes
No

16. For the US residents, which state do you live in?
Ohio
Texas
Washington
California
Maryland
Canada
New York
Oregon

17. Unorthodox typing styles, worth the time?
Yes
No

18. How good is your cracking kung fu?
My kung fu is the best
My kung fu is mediocre; I have only begun to crack
I don't know karate

19. How fuckin' annoying are you?
Quite.
To certain parties, perhaps very annoying...
I am NEVER annoying, dammit! What, you want proof?

20. What should we do with pedophiles?
Beat 'em
Burn 'em
Tar & Feather 'em
Draw & Quarter 'em
Cut the Balls Off 'em
Report 'em
Mock 'em