I love thee JOEY, because if ignorance is bliss, you are undoubtedly the happiest person ever to entertain me. You are by far the easiest of the bunch to take shots at, which is why I don't usually waste the time. I figure it isn't my place to destroy Kelly's fantasies of tame family life any sooner than you will. I love you for that.

I love thee JOEY, because you sport some of the coolest (and dirtiest) t-shirts. I wonder what your next shirt will say...maybe "When I die, bury me face down so the whole world can kiss my ass." I'm also amused with the "Reel NSYNC," which has sparked ounces of humor ideas, and infinite amounts of laughter. I'm so proud of you for doing RENT, earning yourself and the guys even more musical credibility. You know I luff you.

I love thee LANCE, because absence makes the heart grow fonder. As I reminisce about a time when I would see your face on every channel, I also realize that when you return to the public eye, I will probably be afraid of your quiet pre-postal demeanor once again. I love you for that.

I love thee LANCE, because you're from Mississippi. Sorry, that was just too easy. It's good to see you in the public eye again, reminding us of where you're from, and getting blitzed out of your mind at parties. I was really starting to miss that. I hope you eventually get to zoom around in your space capsule, so long as you don't jip me again. I was cheezed with your absence at Challenge. You know I [still] luff you.

I love thee CHRIS, because your spontaneity is oddly predictable. Considering your being the member closest to death, somehow you still manage to be the only one that makes the rest of the group look alive these days. I love you for that.

I love thee CHRIS, because you are the bestest, biggest kid EVER. Plus, you're hot. Only you (and maybe Adam Sandler, "Happy Gilmore") could turn golf into a contact sport, and only you can be ballsy enough to rock the faux hawk at your age. When I grow up, I wanna be as funny and crazy and fun as you. You know I luff you.

I love thee JAYCE, because I delight in counting the days until your hair becomes bigger than Justin's ever was. I longingly await your cornrows, your next purse, and new pics of you carrying Tara's purse like the monkey I know you are. I love you for that.

I love thee JAYCE, because...yes. While it was a novel idea to create onlyartist.com and let us [the fans] direct you in your creative process, what you REALLY need guidance with is that FRO-mullet thing known as your hair. Please don't beat me for saying that. You know I luff you.

I love thee JUSTIN, primarily for the veins above the waistline of those sweet white pants. Sorry, I couldn't bring myself to lie.

I love thee JUSTIN, because EVERYBODY loves you. I can't NOT love you. It's like, a rule...even if I am getting kinda tired of seeing your sickeningly cute mug all OVER the damn place. You know I [still] luff you.

Happy Valentine's Day one and all!
~Tabz~

Hugs and Kisses,
*Olivia*

J and Josh serenading us for our love. hehehe