
I've got a headache THIS big, and it's got Excedrin written ALL over it!

Wow! Would ya lookit that? Headache...GONE!

Look! Up on the couch! It's a bird! It's a plane! It's SUPERDORK!

"For the low price of just MILLIONS a day, you can help keep a hungry moron like Joe, here from ever going hungry again...Please, find it in your heart to donate...Thank you...and remember, Stay *Nsync...I didn't. Won't you?"

*Gets hypnotized by JC's eyes in the picture and immediately feels the urge to go out and make a bonfire out of Justified CD's...*