Greetings, legions of fans. This is the first post ever on this blog (if you were smart, you'd know that already), so I'll go over some frequently asked questions I just made up.

Q. Why are you doing this? I don't care about your life.

A. You will shortly--that's why I made this. Also, my friends peer pressured me into it because they all have them and whatnot. Also, I'm kind of bored.


Q. No, I really don't care.

A. Obviously you care enough to keep asking stupid questions.


Q. Why black and white?

A. It's easier on the eyes. I'm a big advocate for eye health. Can't have today's youth staring at a bright white screen, beams of radiation scorching their retinas, blindness setting in. It's for your benefit, in other words.


Q. I don't have any more questions.

A. That's okay, I've run out of ideas for making them up.


So as you can see, good things are in store. You can count on me to keep you entertained when I feel like it.

KEEP CIRCULATING THE TAPES!