- She thought a quarterback was a refund.

- She sent me a fax with a stamp on it.

- She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

- She got stabbed in a shoot out.

- When she got locked in a grocery store she starved.

- She took a spoon to the super bowl.

- When I was drowning I told her to throw me a lifesaver. She said Cherry or Lemon.